Best Timmy Poems

Terrific charmer,blessed and gifted

Invincible love fulfills his heart

Modesty is a reflection of his beliefs

Super dad and  souper spice

Master of words and muses

Incredibly kind to all others

Trustworthy and truthful friend

Heartwarming!His sweet gentility
reaches our soul.



Dedicated to Tim Smith
Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen : )
on the 3rd of...

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Hello mommie, just wanted to drop you a line,
And let you know that I’m doing real fine.
Mommie if I’d still been with you I would have been ten today,
But I understand sometimes things happen, and that’s okay.

There are really a lot of us like me...

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Here lies Timmy, who loved shows on TV.
Hear one right now being played.
They are not being piped in for free.
He had an eternity's worth prepaid.

Sept. 16, 2018 for Jessie Rowe's "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest...

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(Parody of "Mary Had a Little Lamb")

Timmy had a long fat snake, long fat snake, long fat snake.
Timmy had a long fat snake; its skin was green and slick.
He showed it to the little girls, little girls, little girls.
He showed it to the little girls,...

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Tiny Timmy


Today Tiny Timmy tries to talk. Terry Thomson tells Timmy that talking is too 
tough for a two-year-old. Tony Thomson tells Terry not to tell Timmy that. Tammy 
Tilson tells Tony, Terry and Tiny Timmy that Tinseltown has two tall towers, 
Tinseltown Toy Tower...

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Timid Timmy dormouse had a lovely home
But he was so sad and lonely; he didn’t want to be alone
He did some spring-cleaning so the house was really neat
He went and brought some nuts and some tasty things to eat
Put up a lovely poster inviting people...

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Timmy Has Fallen Into a Well

By Elton Camp

Lassie and Timmy are quite a pair
Collie dog and boy with blond hair
They live on a most dangerous farm
Which has plenty of chances for harm

Adding to the boy’s peril I must mention
His parents give his safety little attention
Though...

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Cousin Timmy,
So much more successful than me

Cousin Timmy,
He founded Amazon

Cousin Timmy,
He beats his wife just like he beat me in life

Cousin Timmy,
My mother loves him more than me...

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Little Timmy is the apple of his mother’s eye,
Why did Little Timmy make her die?
Hug mommy around the neck,
Slit her throat, what the heck.

Little Timmy loves his Pop,
Why did Little Timmy make him drop?
Loves his daddy without a doubt,
So he blew his brains out.

Little Timmy...

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Timmy Tocks wore different socks
He wore them once at school
The other children laughed at him
And said he was a fool

Timmy Tocks wore different socks
One red one and one blue
His friends said when one sock is red
The other should be too

Tommy Tocks wore different socks
And neither...

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Timmy Titmouse had two loves, both faeries, and delightful.
The differences between them were miniscule, not insightful.
They were both empathetic, kind, and they always loved him so.
Timmy had trouble thinking about just one, both of them glow.

Why not find another titmouse? His parents asked in a...

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Timmy couldn’t wait for the fireworks display
Brilliant bursts in the night sky blew him away
The first time he saw them he cried,
Then match and chemicals he tried
And now, years later, that’s how Tim earns his pay.

written December 24, 2021...

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The tallest toddler who lived in Toronto be

                   Two year old towering Timmy 

             ...

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In a cemetary, late at night,
Two young men began to fight.
I saw the horrific sight!
Timmy Banks, laying on the ground: 
blood was flowing all around.
Timmy Banks' body, cold and blue,
there was nothing I could do.
Timmy Banks I love you.
All of a sudden, up he springs,...

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Draughty rafters, creaks and groans
Is it wind or Timmy Jones
Not in school nor home in bed
Did he roam or lose his head 
So much time since Timmy passed
Neither first nor the last

Such reputations can’t be shed
Hard to sever ones own head
Kiss the pistol-tip instead
One shot...

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