Best Tickets Poems

lottery tickets
get your hopes high to be or
not to be fulfilled....

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If I could give you two tickets to heaven,
 who would be the two people you would choose?
Might it be your loving Mother or Father,
 or your adorable children if you only had two?
Maybe your Grandma and Grandpa,
 who were watching over you, their whole...

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There once was a crazy man called Calvin
spent a lot of money for jackpot win
but it was his bad luck
soon became a bankrupt
started selling tickets for a living!





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Placement:9th;(January 2012)

Contest:Lottery Ticket Limerick

Sponsor:Susan Burch

By:kashinath karmakar...

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As of today you need to watch your mouth and what you say.  
We have always been able to hurt someone's feelings by our words.   
Tell them off or bring them down. 
Now do it and you will be fined. 
First time...

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In a game of chance where winner takes all
Won one million pounds on the last ball,
To celebrate my win
Marriage gave way to sin,
The Judge demands a national recall.

© Harry J Horsman  2012...

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There it sat staring my way
Shiny and silver with grey. 
They were yelling my name
but those tickets aren't the same 
Now a days. ...

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Synchronised tickets starting at £20?
Surely they should be paying us....

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I am not a great gambler,
But I frequently buy a lotto ticket
And a One dollar scratch,
Most weeks,
With occasional claw backs resulting,
And the bank still sound.

But when it comes to free tickets on the scratch,
I am still waiting to break the drought, 
Which leads me to...

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(This is a fictional poem)

My wife and I have always loved KISS.
Something happened yesterday that really got me pissed.
My friend had two KISS concert tickets but he couldn't go.
When I asked him if I could have them, he said no.
But he said he'd give them...

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Was just my luck to grab pretzel and beer,
rush to nosebleed seats to watch ball with fear.
An usher was glaring at me,
pointing at a sign I would see.
No alcohol, in this seating — oh dear!

5/15/2018...

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USED BUS TICKETS



You left me on a bus. . . . . .

Blowing along the sidewalk
As the bus left  on its way to the next stop,
Each tiny ticket  a token of a journey 
Which lasted only a short while,
And now thrown away without...

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our flight
was at night
it was that time
we plan to dine
at the other end
i met a friend
i need someone to fixs it
so i could get quick
AIRLINE TICKETS...

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going to a show
or where the wind blow
it may cost to be the boss
some can fixs it
when you
BUY YOUR
TICKETS...

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Pecos Bill rode herd in the vast forlorn.
His quiet Paint gobbled buttered popcorn.
A tornado, in a fit, 
Came for a whirlwind visit. 
“Paint, meet Curley. His back I will adorn.”

Bill grabbed his rope and threw a loop with hope
And saddled the whirlwind so Paint could...

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After finding out about unpaid
Ticket at the DMV
I being to hyperventilate and
Had to sit down for moment an
That’s when my brain went to work
I told them that it had to 
Be a mistake, a cliché in the system
Next, I explained that it 
Must have been...

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