Best Thick As A Brick Poems

Thick as a brick.

 Misunderstood. 

Alas a teenage daughter 
Got in the family way, 
Such they are the times 
What more can you say. 

It...

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One and two makes three, so four and five makes six
This guy's discovered all the mathematical tricks
The professors are all wrong
They really don't belong
Always knew...

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What the hell is a limerick... this is a limerick!
Don't understand, is this some kind of a trick?
I'll repeat it slower
Perhaps when you're sober
Sometimes you...

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Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...

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Go ahead ask me what makes me tick
Well to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be real thick...

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Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...

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Allow me to reintroduce myself –

Hello, I know it’s been a while.
Since we last met, alone.
Simultaneously, the odds capitulate.
The very epiphany of a victor, we...

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She was a dairymaid, oh so sweet;
many a year ago.
Her figure was trim, her hair was neat,
with ringlets tied up in a bow.
And many a...

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Golden brown and hot to the touch
One person could never eat that much
Thick as a brick and perfectly round
A more beautiful sight may never be...

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When I first met you I was elated
Filled with much awe
I dreamed of the presently elapsed years
Of great happiness and rich excitement

I watched the birds...

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I looked it up on Google,
Read the turgid prose,
Did the questionnaire
Was very quickly diagnosed.
So many things now
Suddenly fell into place
After a lifetime's experience
Of constantly losing...

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I'm sure you've all heard of a boomerang
What if it doesn't return to where it began
Thick as a brick
It's called a stick
So simple yet 9...

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To be proficient at writing limericks
One must be a bit luny and thick as a brick
Not absolutely needed
But shouldn't be exceeded
Else you'll be banished with...

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Catie Lindsey
Contest Name	Lost and Found

when love is found and eyes do lock,
time it passes two in shock,
no never mind the poor old clock,
the cobweb facination.


Don...

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Going for a bone density test today
Good thing it's not a brain test that's what I say
Would register thick
Thick as a brick
Just recently, my brain...

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