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Best Thick As A Brick Poems

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Thick as a brick
Thick as a brick.

 Misunderstood. 

Alas a teenage daughter 
Got in the family way, 
Such they are the times 
What more can you say. 

It...

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Categories: thick as a brick, funnydad, dad, time,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Thick As A Brick


What the hell is a limerick... this is a limerick!
Don't understand, is this some kind of a trick?
I'll repeat it slower
Perhaps when you're sober
Sometimes you...

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Categories: thick as a brick, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thick As A Brick


One and two makes three, so four and five makes six
This guy's discovered all the mathematical tricks
The professors are all wrong
They really don't belong
Always knew...

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Categories: thick as a brick, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thick As A Brick


Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...

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Categories: thick as a brick, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thick As A Brick


Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...

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Categories: thick as a brick, simple,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Thick As A Brick


Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...

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Categories: thick as a brick, allusion, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thick As A Brick


Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...

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Categories: thick as a brick, fun,
Form: Limerick
Sweet Little Marigold

She was a dairymaid, oh so sweet;
many a year ago.
Her figure was trim, her hair was neat,
with ringlets tied up in a bow.
And many a...

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Categories: thick as a brick, beauty, devotion, song-
Form: Lyric
Chicago Style
Golden brown and hot to the touch
One person could never eat that much
Thick as a brick and perfectly round
A more beautiful sight may never be...

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Categories: thick as a brick, poems,
Form: Sonnet
facination
Catie Lindsey
Contest Name	Lost and Found

when love is found and eyes do lock,
time it passes two in shock,
no never mind the poor old clock,
the cobweb facination.


Don...

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Categories: thick as a brick, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Bit Luny


To be proficient at writing limericks
One must be a bit luny and thick as a brick
Not absolutely needed
But shouldn't be exceeded
Else you'll be banished with...

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Categories: thick as a brick, writing,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Bone Test


Going for a bone density test today
Good thing it's not a brain test that's what I say
Would register thick
Thick as a brick
Just recently, my brain...

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Categories: thick as a brick, health,
Form: Limerick
meanings of words
slipping free, losing grip, the words twist and bend
lost in mind or crossing to lip, I struggle and rend

the meaning unplumb, slippery and slick
I'm clumsy...

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Categories: thick as a brick, words, write,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Boomerang


I'm sure you've all heard of a boomerang
What if it doesn't return to where it began
Thick as a brick
It's called a stick
So simple yet 9...

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Categories: thick as a brick, funny,
Form: Limerick