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Thick As a Brick

One and two makes three, so four and five makes six This guy's discovered all the mathematical tricks The professors are all wrong They really don't belong Always knew theses guys were thick as a brick © Jack Ellison 2015

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J.W. Earnings

Date: 8/13/2015 12:35:00 AM

Very clever write here!! Thanks for sharing! :) Have a nice day.

J.W. Earnings
Date: 8/15/2015 4:44:00 AM

No question marks??..the iPhone does that to me sometimes haha

J.W. Earnings
Date: 8/15/2015 4:43:00 AM

Yes I am her brother????, a few years younger than her (you can tell by my writings).

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2015 8:14:00 AM

You are too kind my friend! A question: I'm assuming you're Laura's brother... am I right?

Yolanda Scott

Date: 8/13/2015 12:15:00 AM

Too funny!!! Thank you for my laughs tonight!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2015 8:18:00 AM

Thank YOU for coming by! Happy it made you giggle... love Jack xxx

Pam Deremer

Date: 8/12/2015 10:11:00 PM

Very funny. Isn't it the truth!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2015 8:11:00 AM

Strange logic eh!!! Thanks for dropping by dear Pam!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/12/2015 3:02:00 PM

Hey if you can't use your phone... it is well know... the kids of today can't do math! Really! Dumb kids... Even my Trolls can count on their toes... But a modern kid simply needs his phone!... Who would have thought it would have come to this!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2015 3:09:00 PM

"I thought one plus one made three"... that's what John John said! Funny man! xxx

Honestly J.T.

Date: 8/12/2015 1:02:00 PM

So some with degrees haven't figured out to cross the street? Good poem -JT

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2015 2:52:00 PM

LOL! Thanks for dropping by my friend! Cheers!

Nette Onclaud

Date: 8/12/2015 10:58:00 AM

so, are they smarter than fifth graders?.. i had fun with this, jack.. happy birthday wishes!.. huggs

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2015 2:50:00 PM

Thank you muchly, my dear Nette!!! Great program... watch it regularly! Smartie pants kids, eh!!! Love, Jack xxx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 8/12/2015 9:21:00 AM

Ha ha, good one, if I think "Jack" this makes perfect sense. A belated Happy birthday Jack.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2015 2:49:00 PM

Thank you Mr. West Coast Man! Much appreciated! 80?... CRAP!