Thick As a Brick

One and two makes three, so four and five makes six This guy's discovered all the mathematical tricks The professors are all wrong They really don't belong Always knew theses guys were thick as a brick © Jack Ellison 2015
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Breidenthal Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 12:35 AM
Very clever write here!! Thanks for sharing! :) Have a nice day.
Breidenthal Avatar
August 15, 2015 at 4:44 AM
No question marks??..the iPhone does that to me sometimes haha
Breidenthal Avatar
August 15, 2015 at 4:43 AM
Yes I am her brother????, a few years younger than her (you can tell by my writings).
Ellison Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 8:14 AM
You are too kind my friend! A question: I'm assuming you're Laura's brother... am I right?
Scott Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 12:15 AM
Too funny!!! Thank you for my laughs tonight!!!
Ellison Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 8:18 AM
Thank YOU for coming by! Happy it made you giggle... love Jack xxx
Deremer Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 10:11 PM
Very funny. Isn't it the truth!
Ellison Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 8:11 AM
Strange logic eh!!! Thanks for dropping by dear Pam!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
Eastman Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 3:02 PM
Hey if you can't use your phone... it is well know... the kids of today can't do math! Really! Dumb kids... Even my Trolls can count on their toes... But a modern kid simply needs his phone!... Who would have thought it would have come to this!
Ellison Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 3:09 PM
"I thought one plus one made three"... that's what John John said! Funny man! xxx
J.T. Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 1:02 PM
So some with degrees haven't figured out to cross the street? Good poem -JT
Ellison Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 2:52 PM
LOL! Thanks for dropping by my friend! Cheers!
Onclaud Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 10:58 AM
so, are they smarter than fifth graders?.. i had fun with this, jack.. happy birthday wishes!.. huggs
Ellison Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 2:50 PM
Thank you muchly, my dear Nette!!! Great program... watch it regularly! Smartie pants kids, eh!!! Love, Jack xxx
Lamoureux Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 9:21 AM
Ha ha, good one, if I think "Jack" this makes perfect sense. A belated Happy birthday Jack.
Ellison Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 2:49 PM
Thank you Mr. West Coast Man! Much appreciated! 80?... CRAP!
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