Best Taxpayers Poems

I could see the virus approaching so why couldn't he?
But he had to keep investors happy and save the economy
On his watch people in their...

Read more of this work...

My favorite President is yet to be
  He may well not go down in history
For he'll do what really needs to be done
 ...

Read more of this work...

We decided to turn Paradise into real estate.
Trouble was, we weren’t too sure where to find it,
Though experts had located it somewhere
Slightly west or east...

Read more of this work...

knew a young man when i was a 
young man whose life had been 
screwed from the get-go/HEWA
SADRIFTINTHATWAYTHAT
SOMEAREWHENYOUCAN
LOOKINTOTHEIREYES&SEE
THESTARS/HADALLHE
NEEDEDHADENOUGHTOGET
SOMEGOODSTUFF&YETTHE
WEALTHOFSADNESSINHIS
EYESGREWTHEMOREYOU
CAMETOKNOWHIM/seems
his father was a test pilot for the
us...

Read more of this work...

Donald Trump offered up a prayer
But God knew Trump wanted more hair
So Trump made a call
To The Wailing Wall
Where folks bang their head in despair

Trump...

Read more of this work...

To the victors go the spoils, or so they say
  It's a rarity when losers have their way
Though the Democrat-fueled Mueller investigation
  took...

Read more of this work...

The November skies darken early
Citizens walk in 
To vote
Nationwide elections
High school gym
Opened just for them 
Voices echo in the large hall
Clerks check names and addresses
Pointing...

Read more of this work...

I have a friend called Bob Beaubobble
who trains unusual pets to juggle
assorted items frequently fumbled
by freakish fish or octibumbles

This hobby made him mucha dinero
which he...

Read more of this work...

One small little country which houses 
one of the highest paid governments 
in this modern world joke ran upside down

A big part of our life...

Read more of this work...

Some folks will be down in the dumps 
Hillary lost … Donald came up trumps
Britain made their exit
They voted for Brexit
I have a question …are...

Read more of this work...

Herpetologist meets actress (Cameron Diaz).
If he's funny he's me.
South America or Africa (on location).
In a diamond mind.
The protagonists (lovers), the diamonds, the miners and the...

Read more of this work...

The man who puts kids in cages
Laughs at the folks it enrages
Whilst taxpayers bleed
Republicans need
Bilingual pedophile Pages...

Read more of this work...

When government spends more than it collects in taxes,
it borrows money from a central bank, and must pay it back with interest.
Government never has the...

Read more of this work...

Nigeria. 
The country of my birth. Beautiful in youth. Wrinkled as the years pass by. Through no fault of hers. But by the doing and...

Read more of this work...

I’m a boy living in a country where
We get emotional over every government move
And every government move is chartered over our emotions
Emotions are chastised whether...

Read more of this work...