Stuck

STUCK!!!!!!! Aagh, I’m trapped in the toilet Look - the lock it is broke, Help me, what do I do? I’ve pushed it and pulled it And yet still it won’t budge, I’ve not more ideas, have you? I can’t reach the light And the time’s ticking on, The temperature’s started to drop, It’s cold and I’m hungry So now, what to do? I can hear someone Quite close, just outside, What are you doing - Ooops the door slides! Now feeling silly, So totally blond What a crock! Now free I thank - YOU!!!!