Best Squiffy Poems
Below are the all-time best Squiffy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of squiffy poems written by PoetrySoup members
Brahms and LisztHappy. Genial. Merry. Jolly
Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed
Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy
Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt
Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied
Ganted, gubbed, guttered
Bladdered,...
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Categories:
squiffy, drink,
Form:
List
Ahoy - a Nautical Nightmare[Written as a sort of sea shanty style thing-a-me-Bob. Tin Fish = Torpedo]
When the tin fish hit me starboard I was thrown into the sea
I...
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Categories:
squiffy, boat, fantasy, humorous, sea,
Form:
Monorhyme
RipplesSitting in the corner watching ripples in my beer
I blink away the wetness but those ripples reappear
This used to be our corner and my grin...
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Categories:
squiffy, loneliness, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Cocktail SticksI dunno who decided that cheese should have resided
With bits of pineapple upon a stick
I’d have hit him with a truncheon when he said...
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Categories:
squiffy, food, humorous, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme
Solomon Servants SongbirdsSolomon’s secretive solemn sassy sensuous servants and songbirds
Solicited serious Somalian solutions simultaneously with South African,
Southeast Asian, South Dakota, and South America. Squiffy, squirmy
Spiny specialized...
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Categories:
squiffy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Alliteration
'Tiny Bawb' Always Wins His Fights‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights -
(in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites)
Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’...
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Categories:
squiffy, humor,
Form:
Rhyme