Squiffy Poems - Poems about Squiffy

...Sitting in the corner watching ripples in my beer I blink away the wetness but those ripples reappear This used to be our corner and my grin was ear to ear But now I sit alone here watching ripple......Read the rest...

...[Written as a sort of sea shanty style thing-a-me-Bob. Tin Fish = Torpedo] When the tin fish hit me starboard I was thrown into the sea I sank down to the ocean bed for all eternity I met a ma......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...I dunno who decided that cheese should have resided With bits of pineapple upon a stick I’d have hit him with a truncheon when he said a pickled onion Would top it off: I fear he was quite sick ......Read the rest...

...Solomon’s secretive solemn sassy sensuous servants and songbirds Solicited serious Somalian solutions simultaneously with South African, Southeast Asian, South Dakota, and South America. Squiffy, ......Read the rest...

...Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered......Read the rest...