Squiffy Poems - Poems about Squiffy

... Oi Oi ..saveloy…caps do doff..bless Joffy boy…with injury woes and blows… From the off some did scoff…Joff can no longer bowl for toffee…clearly not really… Not being coy but some of those pr......

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... Despairing seafaring..can be Lore of days of yore Glories or gory Bold stories told Foreshore folklore Hemingway’s…Old Man and the Sea Smiles..feeling chipper Like a wee......

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...Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks (tongue in cheek peek at Dunedin's historic deluge) "Stares upstairs.. Angels’ weeing above.. Be a good chap.. Show some love bruv.. Turn off the ta......

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...Sitting in the corner watching ripples in my beer I blink away the wetness but those ripples reappear This used to be our corner and my grin was ear to ear But now I sit alone here watching ripple......

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...[Written as a sort of sea shanty style thing-a-me-Bob. Tin Fish = Torpedo] When the tin fish hit me starboard I was thrown into the sea I sank down to the ocean bed for all eternity I met a ma......

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...I dunno who decided that cheese should have resided With bits of pineapple upon a stick I’d have hit him with a truncheon when he said a pickled onion Would top it off: I fear he was quite sick ......

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...Solomon’s secretive solemn sassy sensuous servants and songbirds Solicited serious Somalian solutions simultaneously with South African, Southeast Asian, South Dakota, and South America. Squiffy, ......

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...Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered......

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