Best Sorted Poems
Sorted Laughter For Easter SundayToday is Easter and how pray tell;
Did that chocolate rabbit hatch an egg?
Not only that I say but his dropings are multi colored;
And it taste like candy.
There's little chance for a picnic at the park;
Today is over cast and not very warm.
But still I bet...
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Categories:
sorted, funny, life, parody, easter,
Form:
ABC
Hitch 2: Semi-SortedBy the time you rolled up
I'd been walking for a couple of hours,
after the Grahamstown kids
were probably done with their lunch.
The back of your four-by-four
was the most comfortable place
I'd imagined I'd see that day.
And after a few good jokes
and some stupid ones too,
you dropped me...
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Categories:
sorted, people,
Form:
Free verse
Glad You Got It SortedEngland is surely not my homeland,
But their accents and easy going ways,
Makes me want to board a ship,
Set Sail for better days!
I wonder if they'll see the Queen,
Phillip, Will, George or cute Kate?
Perhaps I too will get the chance,
Oh hurry Ship...Do..Not...Delay!
Cheers!...
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Categories:
sorted, adventure, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
Quite SortedIf I love you, I love from the core of my heart.
If I hate, still it's from the core of my heart.
You need help, my efforts are from the core of my heart.
You out smart me, my revenge is from the core of my heart....
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Categories:
sorted, character, confidence,
Form:
Rhyme
Sorted It MadlyDragged multitude of boxes out yesterday.
Sorted them madly, pitching stuff willy-nilly.
My husband offered to take it all away.
Brought half back. Trusting him was really silly....
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Categories:
sorted, humor,
Form:
Monorhyme
Sorted and Escorted Then DeportedSorted and Escorted Then Deported
Illegal immigrants all were sorted,
Out and they had been escorted,
Had occurred;
Crying heard,
Then did end up being deported.
So sad seeing a father being deported;
Crying children need to be comforted.
Jim Horn
Heart Break Big Mistake
To me, had been become a big...
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Categories:
sorted, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Sorted Strategy Became Tragedyfor his majesty
had sorted out strategy
became tragedy...
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Categories:
sorted, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
The Hole TruthToday I found a pack of holes
with invisible surrounds
I put them in a see through box
in theory out of bounds
If by chance you come across them
please leave them as they are
they're sorted for convenience
so as not to look bizarre
Treat them with respect and care
so important...
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Categories:
sorted, nonsense,
Form:
Couplet