Sorted Laughter For Easter Sunday

Today is Easter and how pray tell; Did that chocolate rabbit hatch an egg? Not only that I say but his dropings are multi colored; And it taste like candy. There's little chance for a picnic at the park; Today is over cast and not very warm. But still I bet there are those who tried anyway; Tridiction is a hard habit to break apparently Good God I checked my bank account; I'm running short on money to spend. Who knows what over priced holiday is comming up next; Maybe I should get a third job, or take out a loan. Guess what folks, it's not do-wa-ditty life in the city; It's life in the good old U.S. of A. I'd say living here is a gass but I don't drive; And I couldn't keep my car fueled if I wanted to. Bless those that have and pitty those who wish they had. Summer's comming, maybe I'll buy myself a sleeping bag; I'll head out somewhere and live under the open skies. Wait a minute, there's no toilet facilities are there? Scratch that idea I guess, unless someone leaves me a moter home. Leave- the only thing leaved is the tree in front of my apartment. Well I hope some of us had a nice Easter Sunday today; Mine wasn't so bad except it wasn't that different either. Kind of makes me think I should have learned to eat dates; And eat with my right hand insted of my left when eating. Just bent humor folks and do remember not to litter shall we.