Best Skimpy Poems

Skimpy-wimpy sea lion, too afraid of the wild and hungry cat,
ran the quickest marathon, to crash into an enormous, drowsy elephant!
Before that incident, he happily danced...thinking he was in a parade;
oh, he liked to play under the gushing, splashing cascade;
and skimpy-wimpy sea lion, always had...

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"Skimpy Clothes" -
name of a shop in our town.
Men crowd around,
for live mannequins are there.
One is voluptuous, vivacious,
and the men drool after factory hours.

The door opens
and the shop manager calls out
"Shoo, shoo, shoo!",
as if the men are love-sick cats,
while the voluptuous lady mouths
"See ya" through...

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shoppers won't notice
downside of counts and contents
with same price for less...

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