Best Shopped Poems
Below are the all-time best Shopped poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of shopped poems written by PoetrySoup members
If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shop For My AutomobileMy man was old and battered and was destined for the scrap heap
He’d failed his annual MOT as his many defects ran far too deep
His...
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Categories:
shopped, age, body, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
What Do You Mean I'Ve Been Photo ShoppedWHAT THE!!!.........WHO IS THIS???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN PHOTO SHOPPED???
How could that possibly be?
I only wanted the picture cropped and framed!
You can't really think...
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Categories:
shopped, computer, humor, imagery, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shop For My AutomobileWhen I shop for an automobile,
I don’t worry much about speed.
Good mileage per gallon I want.
A van or a truck I don’t need!
So I guess...
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Categories:
shopped, husband, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
A Little House of MemoriesIt was a lovely little house.
Built of white painted timber,
with a gabled roof clad in green tin,
it had never been a rich person's house.
It was...
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Categories:
shopped, memory,
Form:
Free verse
YouthYouth, ah that most beautiful butterfly. . .
evolving from chrysalis into the most
delicate creature, flitting freely to and fro,
alighting upon fragrant flowers that
capture their eyes...
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Categories:
shopped, life
Form:
Free verse
The Morn's Alive With Skylarks SingingThe morn's alive with skylarks singing
o'er the greening meadow and the pliant pasture,
the ocean sighing, gulls aloft on wings of prayer.
A sudden shower would see...
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Categories:
shopped, tribute, writing,
Form:
Verse
Mother Was My Friend
Mother had me when she was just a young woman,
at birth I was her baby- then her girl;
...
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Categories:
shopped, friendship, love, mother daughter,
Form:
Verse
Mad About Towns
When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped
We...
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Categories:
shopped, humorous, travel, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Facebookthe bright monitor
glares through inky darkness--
a clock ticks
My heart lurches painfully in my chest as my mind tries to process what I'm seeing. My mug...
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Categories:
shopped, life,
Form:
Haibun
Crack House of the 13 GablesI wrote a great book, part memoir, part novel
Shopped it around, I ain’t too proud to grovel
Got kicked upstairs to a big publishing head
He invited...
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Categories:
shopped, angst, humor, humorous, self,
Form:
Rhyme
Mirror of Memories - For ContestMIRROR of MEMORIES
Disappearing into the mirror,
fading slowly from my own thoughts
memories, photo shopped to black,
voices striking chords of longing
for the once known unknown.
Fearfully I gaze...
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Categories:
shopped, family, fear,
Form:
Free verse
Whose Reality - For ContestWhose Reality
Reality is the new
fantasy
of perception
as reality.
It matters not
what is seen.
What matters is the
perception
of what is seen.
Every observation
must be “photo-shopped”
through the lens
of desired perfection.
It matters...
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Categories:
shopped, confusion, culture,
Form:
Free verse
Begging To Be Someones FamilyI lost my whole family
So I took in a neighbor
I have paid, sold, washed, shopped, cleaned, and done for this neighbor more than anyone in...
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Categories:
shopped, absence, addiction, betrayal, black
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
shopped, best friend, childhood, joy,
Form:
Couplet
IslandI knew myself that I gave it all to you.
My life, my love, my everything is now yours.
I gave more than anything anyone...
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Categories:
shopped, emotions, feelings, heart, hurt,
Form:
Free verse