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If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shop For My Automobile

If I shopped for my spouse like I shop for my automobile, I’d be married to SMOKIN' RED HOT woman named Mercedes- She’d wear black leather suits every day of the year, and I’d show her off to all the other jealous ladies. But… If only my beloved Mercedes came with a button key, I could turn her off and when I want I’D TURN HER ON! We could drive zero to sixty in three point five seconds, it really don’t matter as long as my Mercedes stays blonde! And… If she married me like I would marry a CLA-Class Benz, My mission would have already been completed- And then when we are on our sacred honeymoon, ZERO to SIXTY on the beach would have to be repeated! Finally… If I shopped for my spouse like I shop for my automobile, I’d make sure I’d pick someone with style and class- Mercedes would most definitely have to be her name, SMOKIN' RED HOT and chiseled, mixed with a lil’ bit of sass! IF I SHOPPED FOR MY SPOUSE LIKE I SHOP FOR MY AUTOMOBILE Cindi Rockwell October 12, 2016

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Agnes Krampe

Date: 10/16/2016 4:02:00 PM

Congrats, luloo - fun images there:) Agnes

Janice Canerdy

Date: 10/16/2016 1:26:00 PM

Very colorful and descriptive, Luloo! Congrats! Janice

Paloma P

Date: 10/12/2016 7:44:00 PM

Ingenious and amusing, give me that CLA-Class Benz! :)

Lu Loo
Date: 10/14/2016 7:43:00 AM

thank you Pretty Paloma :)-luloo

Chris Green

Date: 10/12/2016 5:09:00 PM

Would you like to purchase an extended warranty with that? :) Hot and sexy with a smooth curved body? Sounds like a fun poetic ride to me. Really cool Laura.

Lu Loo
Date: 10/14/2016 7:42:00 AM

thanks dear Chris lol! :)-luloo