Best Shoop Poems
Brangelina, the quasar, came to a motel
Of a small Cambodian village
Where smog was spread all over.
As they entered their room
They felt abodaroma infesting the room.
As they looked down to the floor
There were shoop stains all over
As they did not take off their shoes.
Brad had an urge to go to washrum
He opened the door, but needed Clorox
As the washrum has become smelldorado
Brad had vomitrocious feelings
Added more stains on the floor.
Angelina snarked on spitting Brad.
“Cut, the camlit off” Authovoice heard
“Shooting will resume tomorrow sharp
At 5 in the morning”
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August 18, 2014
Form: Verse -
Theme:portmanteaus
Dr. Ram Mehta
Sixth Place Win
Contest:portmanteaus by Debbie Guzzi
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Portmanteaus words used in the poem:
Brangelina (Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie)
quasar (quasi-stellar + star)
smog (smoke + fog)
abodaroma (a play on "abode" and "aroma"):
Shoop – shoes with dog’s pooh
Washrum – wash – room
Clorox
smelldorado
Vomitrocious – Vomit – Atrocious
Snark – Snide-remark
Camlit- camera + light
Authovoice- Authority + Voice
When you say you love me,
Do you speak the truth?
In what way shall I tell?
Does my answer lie within your eyes?
Do you love me well?
Is a kiss the standard
To judge love by,
To reveal the answer I seek?
The warmth of lips, a fiery tongue—
Are these where truth will speak?
Others say love
Lies in embrace
That faithless arms betray.
Others believe it resides in speech,
And false words give false lovers away.
But I think that time's
the truest test,
The one sure way to tell;
Lies loom large but live not long
So tell me...
Do you love me well?
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop, Wop
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop
The moment I laid eyes on you
I knew it was true love
You were sharing a root beer float with your friends
Down at the soda shop
I looked debonair in my Pompadour
You cute in your poodle skirt
I took out my comb to slick down the sides
As you smiled, giggled, and twirled
I asked if you'd like to go out
Just you and me on a date
I picked you up at seven o'clock
In my 56' Chevrolet
Your father gave me a stern look
Your mother a gleam in her eye
He asked where we were going
Why church sir, I said with a smile
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop, Wop
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop
I took you to the drive in
Bobs Burgers and Late Night Shakes
Afterward, we both went dancing
At the Hop just down the street
You had my heart all in a flutter
As we slowed danced all night
It was then I knew for certain
That I would make you my lovely wife
I got you home way past your curfew
Your dads silhouette by the front door
You said I can't go back to that
I pressed the peddle to the floor
So here we are these many years later
Me as your husband you as my wife
With our grandkids playing about our feet
Thinking back to that fateful night
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop, Wop
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop
It's like hot and sour soup.
It's like last noodle of shoop.
It's like banana jelly.
Which at night jiggles in my belly.
It's the blood running through my veins.
It's the anger which after time drains.
It's the voice numbing my brain.
It's the melody murmuring in my ear.
It's the warmness which sweeps away the fear.
It's the sand the hour glass.
It's the tension which in my heart causes a blast.
It's the darkest fear of losing him.
As he walk away from me.
And the lights get dim.
I love everyone's comment on my previous post Thanks alot for appreciating my work
Bree Black bought Blythe six sets of sheets,
which Blythe soon sold to Susie Shoop.
Sheet seller Susie was so fleet.
She sold, for more, to Clista Coop.
Then choosy Susie bought brown cleats,
fine fritters, and pre-shrunk silk skirts.
Blythe blew her bounty at the mall.
Bree Black found out and was quite curt:
“Sheet slighter, Blythe, you gal with gall,
next time I’ll buy myself chic shirts.”
Date: January 14, 2020
Contest Title: Twist My Tongue Poetry Contest placed 6th (of 13)
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter
Date: December 24, 2020
Contest: Tongue Twister Challenge Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joe Sandler
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Her face gaunt
whiskers from oddly coloured lumps
wrongly pathed teeth
plunge from
well i called it a smile
but not sure
kindness fawns into darkness
within the youngest eyes
coloured cloth hides
her mumbling wizened hair
thick woven sheets of shoop
dyed in their own blood
still think it should be shoop
wrinkles turn to darkened caverns
within her crumpled clothes
Stale held her breath
in lovers arms
Insects lathered themselves
in her pools of gravity
overcomplicated bone nubbins
scratch on see through skin layers
shivers in the summertime
thoughts of seeing the nubbins
pulling into the dark
seen from child's certainty
are draped shoulder too easily
encircled a hearty evil giggle
I stay close
so many ways disappear behind her
and lights from deep within suddenly glimmer
is home so far away
I know the plural and singular of sheep is sheep but doesnt a shoop sound so good
Phonetics are best when you use silent letters G for Gnome and
p for pneumonia
Stand with your back to the lift door it really freaks the other occupants
and never pat the seat beside you on a bus as someone comes on board
Never take a sick day unless you are well enough to enjoy it
And why is Mr Sneeze the only misterman without arms
and what do you think a pikachu tastes like?
and finally......
Dont read this
It was Timi crying that she was Hurt
She saw Del with the Little Town Flirt
Eddie had the Summertime Blues
Carl was brushing his Blue Suede Shoes
Fat's said hey look at me I'm Walkin'
That left Chuck Reelin' and Rockin'
Dion was dating Runaround Sue
Sammy was wearing Lavender Blue
Johnny came from The Poor Side of Town
The Dovells were screaming You Can't Sit Down
The Impressions told everyone It's All Right
For Sam it was just Another Saturday Night
Ray felt bad because he was Born to Lose
Chuck Don't Want To Hang up his Rock and Roll Shoes
Paul crooned You Are My Destiny
Ben asked that you Stand By Me
Hank said Let's Go, Let's Go, Let's Go
Marty asked where to, maybe El Paso
Bobby had a date with Wild One
Ventures warned him, Walk, Don't Run
Dack and Dee Dee climbed The Mountain's High
Frankie stated Big Girls Don't Cry
The Shirelles were doing what Mama Said
Little Anthony cried I'm Going Out Of My Head
Elvis pleaded Don't Be Cruel
Leslie told him She's A Fool
Roy asked if he could be her Candy Man
Jimmy was already her Handy Man
While Frankie was asking everyone Why
Sue said Sad Movies Always Make Me Cry
Betty stated Shoop Shoop I's In His Kiss
Dean remarked Memories Are Made Of This.
This follow up was for Fred and Sue. God Bless you all.
Would you believe the site wouldn't let me post the name of the Mountain's high
male singer, deeming it obscene.
Just a leisurely stroll around
The halls of the ship
Shoop the doors open
Shoop the doors close
This room, that room
Then another
Gadgets whir and whiz about
Suddenly I feel light headed
Short of breath
And I collapse
Sheew sheew sheew
I collapse into a luxurious couch
Is there someone that the faintest murmur?
Computer voice recognize commands
Search for data components
An interesting neighborhood study group
Full of old men and women who often snoop
One had left to take a dainty poop
Leaving the rest of us twisting into a loop
Toilet paper! She yelled with a whoop.
In a minute, we agreed, sending in Dog Snoop.
Madge began to dance, sing, and hula-hoop.
Others ate their pie and slurped down their goop.
Said old man named Jimmy Shoop
Would you like to help me build my chicken coop?
Me you mean? Asked the sweet one, Dog Snoop
Glad he had joined our neighborhood study group.
i love how words sound
dworf- yeah
i still think sheep should be shoop
bo------b how good does it feel round the mouth
my personal favourite
blacnmange
bloomonge
blankmange
Custard
trip the tips of teeth withhold your disbelief
What are lerts
There are signs all over the place telling me to be one
if there was a list of dates you had on a base
would that be a dateabase
y took less letters
c'mon the shoop
Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And a flock of sheep
A flock of sheep?
Well, if the goose is geese,
geese are a gaggle,
moose is meese,
So, why is it not a shoop and a sheep?
ENGLISH! I think I might even sue!
I will take you to the BENCH of judges,
There we will resume!
You make a porridge of words
In your cauldron of 'sense',
Whilst you horridly cackle!
Your words need to be observed
Under a great big lens!
Day 36a
Dear dairy sorry i milked this
some of the voices in my head are telling me i am crazy
but one of them is humming a tune i don't recognise
don't you hate it when someone answers theit own question i do
i know what you are thinking i look judge mental
i called work told them i couldn't make it in as i was dead
I ran on the spot as quickly as i could
got nowhere fast
Still think a sheep should be a shoop
i did nothing for a while wasn't sure when i was done
There is a sign inside my head that says be back soon
Shhh i am telling them
they don't give me a moment
Went to a pet shop asked them to stroke my hair
asked them to put up a picture of a lost dog as my cat has went missing
Retuned my packet of donoughts the all had holes in them
Anywhys will to speak you too soon
Love Us
so this poem is based solely on the title and its interpretations
so the obvious one is racism
do the blind only see the sound
if you take it like colour
as in shades of pink
is shade just a lesser human
like a lesser red
deeper tones have stronger faith love hate
what if shade is the shadow
we blight on nature
What if it was a shade actually made of skin
sorry thats the serial killer coming out of me
or maybe just a lampshade owned by all humanity
dont listen to him hes a nutter
what if theres a lettet missing
maybe its
an shade of human
naw that disney sound right
A shoop of sheep
a faith of leaps
maybe Christian takes on humanity
the first of 50
maybe its that darkness
that blobs and muds
and splutters
from the pits abyss
that pulls inside
what if it has no meaning
until you give it one
Did i a) release a co-written novel
----------------with a guy who promised his sister and created a book of own poetry
-------2) sat beside my son and heard him giggle
-------W)hat is going with his let hers and numb bears
-------X) look sideways see the chortled smile
-------A as in again) what is a bove and have you ever seen a lert
-------S)pent our moments slowly
---------------------------W wonce a gain
----------------------------------- -Oncest a up on at Thyme
----------------------------------- ------come on the time bit was good
--------S)hould it be a shoop
---------No umber ember embers remember-
----------1) eventually every photograph contains a ghost
----------H)ow fast is an instant tan bus
----------T)he Mother and the mother
----------------------------------- dying in the same weak
------------D) id i use the wrong week
------------B) four-
------------E) very word every head
----------------------------p and d
-------------I) s made--u-------o
----------------------------------- --w
----------------------------------- --n
-------------T) he fourth forth in forth in this sentence
----------------------------------- -----------------is the scotish firth which is a river
---------------But the firth of fourth is real
---------------I)f i comment but don't mean it
---------------w)ould that be a commentnot
---------------W)hat no comment---------------------r a line at time a
---------------B)reaking the-----------------------------e
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----------------R)oadrunners can fly
----------------O) nce heard a really old guy in
----------------------------------- -the kiss of Glasgow
-----------------R_eprimand some dope ladden chuckles
-----------------S)oon changed when asked through smile if they had
-----------------anymore
----------------If ifs could change their names what ifs would be galore
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