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I know the plural and singular of sheep is sheep but doesnt a shoop sound so good Phonetics are best when you use silent letters G for Gnome and p for pneumonia Stand with your back to the lift door it really freaks the other occupants and never pat the seat beside you on a bus as someone comes on board Never take a sick day unless you are well enough to enjoy it And why is Mr Sneeze the only misterman without arms and what do you think a pikachu tastes like? and finally...... Dont read this

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Date: 4/7/2018 3:27:00 PM
ha ha ha with a title like that I couldn't resist and i wasn't disappointed:-) hugs Jan xx
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Christopher Quigley
Date: 4/10/2018 8:33:00 AM
Thank you

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