Best Sheik Poems

I would have done things of useful truth
Recalling all days of my youth
Would have finished my spinach
More muscle percentage
Would  have done my math
Taken more baths
More girl friends
More gin
Men?

Would have been an Arabian sheik
Romances would never be  bleak
Oil wells I would need not seek
Fuel...

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sleek onyx fur glistens in the midday sun
while her blood saturated saliva pools in the dirt below her
she howls in grief

closing her eyes, she opens her ears
to listen
they are coming

the smell of decaying flesh makes her stomach turn
yet she knows what she must do
she waits

her...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII

Fair Elle was an eely lover
who squiggled beneath the covers ...
She was hard to pin down!
When I did it, she’d frown,
then wouldn’t do none of my druthers!

There once was a camel who loved to hump.
Please get your crude minds out...

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