Best Seriously Poems

BUT SERIOUSLY
“The Unprecedented President”

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the greatest President of them all?
“I am the voice beyond-beyond...
A truthful answer I must respond.”
Yes, it is the truth I quizzically quest
I ask again, who is the beauteous best?
“You are”, the mirror said with fingers crossed
The mirror...

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Don’t worry to much the stress will kill you
Just open yourself and let it all pass through
Don’t let a pebble turn into a boulder
Let the turmoil slip away from your shoulder

This world is always playing tricks on me
So I’m just going to laugh and not...

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Seriously?


Give me a break! I am not that gullible!
What's this baloney you're trying to feed me?
Most ridiculous story I ever heard!
Do you truly think I was born yesterday?



Submitted on April 2, 2019 for contest BABY FACE WHAT'S YOU THINKIN 2_PICTURE 1 sponsored by JAMES EDWARD...

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Sometimes my poetry flows like honey
and sometimes it's been misunderstood.
That's when I tend to find it seriously funny
that some take it personally, as if they should.

That's the way a narcissist's mind thinks.
They see themselves involved in everything...
The center of attention. The one getting winks
in every...

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How do these people sleep at night,
Having taken so many lives;
So many innocents have died,
And still B.P. thrives;

Do they even have a conscience,
In their tiny little minds;
Do you think they’re all retarded,
Or maybe they’re just blind;

What the h3ll were they doing,
For two months trying to...

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Don’t take life too seriously
There really is no point
Running around ridiculously
To yourself you’ll disappoint

We are all just grains of sand in the hourglass of time
Our lives are all a song like a wind blowing through a chime
Days, nights, weeks, years all will come and go
Constantly...

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Seriously?
You drive a Benz with chrome plated wheels,
then from the government you continue to steal,
I wonder if you’ll ever really know how it feels,
to be so hungry and not get approved for food assistance-
Seriously? Luxury living with no room for intolerable resistance.

Seriously?
You beg for forgiveness...

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What can you say?
What must you say?
What will you say?
Say it, damn it,
then go away.


sometimes people say things when saying nothing is sufficient....

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I close my eyes
So I can not see
I close my ears
So I can not hear
I shut my mouth
So I can not speak
 
I pinch my nose
So I can not smell
The awful fragrance
This government tries to emit
 
I peel my skin
So I can not feel
Thyself falling...

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Seriously?

We're told - Peace be with you!
Are you being serious?
Have you seen the world out there,
Or have you been oblivious,
To all the strife and struggle,
To all the war and pain,
To the hatred and anger
And all the stress and strain.	
There’s the poverty and sickness,
The hatred and...

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She married a guy from Sirius?
Surely you cannot be serious
What could she know about Sirius?
A place light years away and mysterious
 
I mean marrying a guy from Sirius
Would hardly make one delirious
And never really a clever idea
You’d never call it ingenious
 
Marrying a dude from...

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Today it seems it's trendy
to wear your pants real low.
You know you're hot if you can walk
and let your butt-crack show!

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned
or maybe I'm a prude...
but I can't help but thinking
that your butt-crack is just rude!

It started with the plumber,
by accident... I'm sure!
But...

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But Seriously


But seriously...how can we deny
     that life exists beyond our earthly sky?
          A speck we are inside our Galaxy
and barely seen within the cosmic sea.

But seriously...why should we surmise
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He hit me, yes, he really tricked me, for he said he would never hit me, I was his lollipop, for he bit me -n- licked me, then kissed me, then took me to Italy -n- made love to me viciously in Sicily, he massaged...

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Never thought I'd get a poet mob,
since I got the best of poetry nod,
life imperiously,
but seriously,
I think I'd better just keep my day job.






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