Best Rolly Poems

The cold, crisp air bites
inviting all to bundle
like fat sausages...

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Though "Self praise is no recommendation"
Still I know I'm His best creation.
Now I would like to tell
So let me come out of the shell.

I'm nobody...

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Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
fried sausages
bacon and eggs
fried bread, toast,
mushrooms and
tomatoes.

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum

Ismell the
Steak and kidney
pie, loads of potatoes
veggies galore and 
buckets full...

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AKULA

Mark and I caught the last plane from Ft. Lauderdale to New Orleans to escape Hurricane Andrew, leaving Akula ,our boat, tied up at Rolly...

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My bunny rabbit is so bold,
always wanting out.
From the hutch I keep it in,
since it got so stout.

Sits there wriggling it's fluffy ears,
and the tip...

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The last time you felt good, you played along with them, and they were fooled
The feeling inside was blue and you always considered the suicide...

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The best things that Christmas guarantees
          Are the festive, digestive joys of cheese

No holiday platter is...

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Ring a ling, jingling
On a magical fairy tale
Sleigh bells are ringing
Brrr... freezing cold North Pole

“Ho Ho Ho”


Joyous, rolly polly, white beard Santa,
is already singing and...

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The rooster led his harem forth
into the garden for a party
There they would dine from mother earth
Aphids on roses, worms they ate harty

Queen Ann's lace...

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a ma lingering effect from angst riddled adolescence 
written some years ago, the psycho social mental events
indelible imprint etched psyche ova this pa on a...

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I brought you home
for I could not resist
that pushed in face
and rolly girth

From the first time I saw you
it was just ment to be
tho the...

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He teases me 'bout my “rolls”
‘Bout the bits that jiggle
But then he’ll squeeze every bit
And bring about a giggle

And when he’s there in my bed
And...

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Elie Saab creates haute couture
For women who are silm, demure

It’s not for rolly polly me
With little bulges you can see

Elie Saab is my hero bright
He...

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A large pile of elephant excrement is neither resembling a tortoiseshell coat or a brown handbag but playing dodge ball on a busy motorway could...

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I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way
Parties all night and sleeps all day.
He is a boozer. He is a shmoozer.
Like a tomcat,he must stray.
He...

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