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Premium Member Ps Monty's Python

As
sick as
a parrot

Python

The python hung down from the tree,
It hissed and it scared little me,
I gave it a whack,
To make it turn back,
And have someone else for its tea.

For Russell’s Five Minute Challenge, 11th May
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.

Monty Python Flying Circus

If one room of writing I can never leave,
Than faithful I will remain.
Hopeful clown,
Dancing joy in books.
Paint my face with colorful ink,
Scrolls cloth me in bagginess.
Bringing a smile & laughter to overcome the pain,
Everyday living.
Lord,
My Witness indeed.
Looking down from the Heaven.
Lived I did,
Mostly dark moments.
My life past,
Overcast writings.
Living Sheol I thought could never be broken,
Ball & chain no more.
Therefore,
Help others,
My destiny?
Welcome little boy in me,
Time to play!
Lord,
Once in awhile he needs his nap.
Can the man take the pen?
Like every child he desires cookies & milk.
Cookies are the joices of others,
Milk to carry on after the reading in joyful hope.
So!
Here I am Monty Python,
I'm signing on the dotted line!
O?
By the way,
We'll discuss my pay later!


Premium Member That Summer Night

That summer night we raised our tent
   beneath the moonlit, star-filled sky.
A day of hiking we had spent
   along Australian trails nearby.

All settled in, did not take long-
   exhausted from the rugged hike,
to fall asleep with nature's song
   of creature sounds soft and ghost-like.

Before too long- asleep I sensed
   my love's strong arm, reach over me.
I cuddled closer, leaned against-
   but soon was pressured horribly.

Around my neck it strangled tight
   I could not make a single sound;
such inner fear and total fright
   when 'round my torso it then wound.

My arms were trapped, what can I do?
   How is this happening and why?
I can't believe my life is through
   beneath this moonlit, star-filled sky.

At once I felt strong hands tug hard
   but could not free the tightened grip.
My life was ebbing, full breaths barred,
   and into death, I'd surely slip.

My husband screamed, "I've got my knife,"
   as tighter curled its hold on me.
"Oh, God, please save my darling wife-
   from this huge monster, set her free!"

The python snake much tighter grasped-
   above, a knife all set to fall!
At once I sat right up and gasped!
   "Thank God! A nightmare! That was all!"


September 14, 2016

Premier Contest: The Snake Charmer
Sponsor:  Kai Michael Neumann

Burmese Python

The Burmese python lives in a creek
Far away from cold arctic
His body is colorful mosaic
The beautiful patterns are very sleek 

His patterns are like ones of warriors and knots of Celtic
But in case of this python blue is centric
Like an entry gate to out world the pattern is cryptic
Most of its hues are covered from view but their amount is sick

The idea of evolution being environment in out world they try to mimic
That is why the patterns are like mosaic
They are words in most ancient Gaelic 
The ever increasing patterns express ever developing spirit in plane of trans cosmic

Python Cuts Up Commercial Advisors

Act of inspiration wrestle pythons
Research scientists are the primary audience 
ethics and research breakthroughs

bring the beauty, multi-media presentation allows
photographers 
Auto loading service pistol-  long awaited culmination

Brutally overbuilt 
disregard" the request for help 
generally docile  the loudest creatures on earth

Shoot, shovel, and shut-up
collaborators use a suite of factors to assess
national policies to promote efficiency

Europe After the Rain 
Persistence of Memory  done before 1800
Commercial advertisers often seek purpose


An Experienced Perfectionist
showing a belief in and veneration
imbued with pious sacred rites




*For the cut- up contest
( and yes, these are in exact order LOL)
© Amy Green  Create an image from this poem.


Python Dance

after Odumegwu Ojukwu
after Chinua Achebe 
after Christopher Okigbo 
after Dele Giwa
after Kofi Awoonor
after Kwame Nkrumah 
after Ngugi Wa Thiong'o
after Nelson Mandela 
after Wole  Soyinka 
after Leopold Senghor 
after Flora  Nwapa

I am part of this ancestry black struggle 
For Africa to be reckoned in the world
not of ancient historical context of backwardness but of productivity 
I wasn't part of the python dance
taken to the East against the voiceless.

Our ancestral souls still beat louder
The shrines of our forefathers are not destroyed by palms of westernisation
We still have men of understanding
Men whose hands are legs of fire
We've told the boys that no youth returns to early grave again, never!

This fashion of corruption is gone
Every darkman rules for others to rule. 
No politician shall ride on a state car
Whilst many travels on a trapped
roads.Our python dance shall be for  restructuring of Africa heritages
not for killing our own blood for fun. 

This we pledged drinking from one cup
Gathering firewood that would take us throughout the wet season of this storm
Africa is our home and our hearts to
protect and guide from purple aliens
no more python dance to kill our own. 


Yours Poetically,
©John Chizoba Vincent

Premium Member I Stroked Monty Python

I went to an ‘animal experience’ its something I won’t forget
Sitting there on benches with a canopy to stop us getting wet
The first creature we saw was a giant cockroach – it was sooooo big
We had the chance to hold it I said ‘no way’ just put it on a twig
Next we saw a giant African snail 
The thought of holding it made me go quite pale
Finally they brought out the snakes
I was so scared I got the shakes
But ‘Monty’ python was so stunning
I was good and didn’t go off running
The lady held it for us to touch
So warm and soft it wasn’t rough
Touching a snake does not hold such a fear
I will be brave again if I go  next year

Jan Allison
19th July 2014

John Cleese

If you feel too dejected to talk,
are alone and feel dull as a rock,
try to be at your ease,
imitate Mr. Cleese:
raise your legs for the silliest walk.

Python

She slithers out of her dress perfectly
like a Ball Python shedding a faded coat of skin.
And her hair floats in slow motion
like astronauts dancing on the moon,
like sun burned autumn leaves letting go of their mother tree,
like a child letting go of a mickey mouse head shaped balloon.
And in her eyes I can see and hear the ocean
and now I'm sinking
now I'm drowning 
now I'm letting go
and nothing feels better than letting go.

-Bryce Stoskopf

Premium Member A Monty Python Experience

Craziest time... 
Under my sheet 
Felt something strange... 
Tickling my feet
 
My wife wasn't there... 
She had slept at her momma's 
So I knew it wasn't her... 
That had crawled up my pajamas

I froze for a moment... 
Lay stiff like a board 
Then I jumped like a rabbit... 
When my breath was restored
 
I fell off my bed... 
Felt a bruise and a bump 
When I landed hard... 
On the round of my rump

I admit I was a bit frightened... 
And all the bit scared 
But I just had to laugh... 
When I saw what I feared
 
It jumped off of my bed... 
And it ran through my house 
What had crawled up my pajamas ...
Was a tiny white mouse 



Craziest Time At The Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger 
7-28-2020

Premium Member Python Sneak

silent but deadly
a python in high grasses
sneaking up quickly

Pylon Python

Ten foot python log then? Well that is a mirror for the senses. First to arrive is a late morning whilst a skipping rope can traverse many waving beams. Travesty when using a pillow. Engrained in a pickle at ninety six degrees. Unfathomable by a curd whose pulsating juices ebb and flow. Like a forestry fauna in a spring printed napkin. Over and over rolls a very fat snail. For its the weather that is sent. In a sentence release. Pointing an iron rock in a clap. And giving a presentation to a sea of prawns. Pretty clam smiles in a soup. Ravishing layers of interlocking legs. In a legal flame. Fish. Fast. Fastened. First-class. *** moonbeams xxxx ding dong. ***

Premium Member Python Refuses To Share Lunch

little coil
shiver and shake
tiny squeeze
squeak
tah dah tah dah

anaconda arrives
need any help? she asks
python hisses a warning
constricting a bit tighter

louder squeak, then silence
dinner’s eyes pop out

python smiles
not about to
share her
lunch
anaconda 
slithers away

Cryptic Calls

CRYPTIC CALLS:
i
The night called out to him
A man of plane fleet
Gloved in illusion of machete and strength
To beat out from the web of sleep
And answer the howling cryptic calls:

Cryptic calls of hooting owls and chirping crickets
Cryptic calls with lurid eyes of a marauder
A marauder in the parapet of silence…

The chameleon has changed its colour
The cloud refused giving out dew
And the moon (in monocle) beat down on the glimmering grasses

To forewarn him of the hatching egg
Bearing horn as fang
Bathing with fire…
Ii
He heard the sound but did not see the cryptic step drawing near
Yet another proof that the pearls have to be forgone
But will man’s weakness play low on him
To forfeit the fishes in the hooks-
The Fishes renting net
 He has gone out for:



shattered cries in the air
Echoes down the river stream, 

The forest will tell of the glees 
Of the meat that got a meat
Who went out for the fish;

Broken bones and splashes of blood
Wanton break of breath-

Had it been a crocodile
Joy of death not to have taken a dilatory step 
Along the verge of the smothering weight…

Iii
He galloped him down a whole-

Termites crying for no crump
Vultures for no corpse
People for no man-

One has taken the joy of all
With community answering another cryptic calls

But who born the devil -
The spider with million hands 
To lay cobwebs on the road 
That they may not see the pregnant python at the river bank.

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