Best Postal Poems

We are the deliverers of the United States mail. 
Even when there is rain, snow, sleet, and hail,
in our daily services, we will not fail.
We deliver letters and packages to where you work and live. 
Nothing but good service is what we have to give.

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(Voting Republican)

Who’d have thought that our nation would ever go postal,
Past sin perhaps brings our demise?
From our ancestral guilt at the treatment of Indians,
(Enrichment by gun’s artifice)
To enslavement of innocents branded by color?

Misanthropic beginnings forged seeking our freedom
Duplicity seen as our Right
We then took on...

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Our postal system
Mostly sucks
And we should let it die

It losing money
Consequently
The cost of mail’s too high

Mailing a package
Is a pain
You’ll have to stand in line

Five windows are there
Four are bare
During the peak business time

E-mail came along
Letters mailed
No need to buy a stamp

The postal income
Took a...

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Vintage Postal Stamp ( Poem )


Turn of the century Vintage Stamps
Traceable history make value enhance

Prices get higher as the years go by
Dream of finding one valued so high

Extremely fine with the perfect gum
Designer flaws bring high premium

Famous from error illustration
Collection of art inspiration

We are crazy...

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There is no place for me to go 
I'll spend my life right here I know, 
I lost my job then lost my dough 
Last night I lost my bride with adio'! 

I stayed the straight and narrow road, 
And carried, always, my own load....

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Godzilla likes to terrorize
And bring fear in peoples lives
When he took an anger fit
Tokyo destroyed bit by bit
Fiery eyes full of hate
Not one second he would wait
To start tearing down
A big city he has found
And used as a fun game
While hotness and red flame
Rage out...

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let me introduce myself and where im from
my name is mc hearing aid and im a big huge bum
bummy, moochy ,lazy ,slacker , unmotivated
nudisiplined, unruly, and undereducated
unemployed and unreliably
under achiever under qualified, and thats undenible
but minimum wage yeah thats for suckers 
id rather live under...

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The Postal Worker

The lady behind the counter, 
she takes my packages, 
and gives me, "looks"... 
when I tell her I write books, 
and request to send my items
media mail. 

It is much cheaper by far, 
to send my words to another place, 
printed between covers,...

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Old saying: Rain or snow, sleet or hail, the mail must go out.


2/13/2010 Saturday,
My fellow Americans, the US postal service has let us down, a light 4 inches of snow kept 
the mail truck from traveling sixty miles to our town, south of Atlanta. It...

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Undelivered thoughts
Stuck in a postal limbo
Like lost love letters
With the only proof they were,
Random shouts in solitude...

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this I must confess
left letter at wrong address
became a big mess

Postal Service Horn Haiku...

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(This is a fictional poem)

Last week I received a letter that said I won a million dollar sweepstake.
I got so mad that I started to shake.
I know that the postal service can be slow.
But this letter was mailed to me twenty years ago.
I went to...

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Why do postal workers have a hard time changing jobs??


They are always thinking "In the box... In the box... In the box!!"...

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Do not treat my love like a slender stamp
Left dormant day by day upon the desktop
Quiescent, quiet, I quarrel with my integrity
For I want more than ice-cream and lolly-pop licks
For I have shown responsibility and trust
For I too inquire to be desired
Teasing me with your...

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At the Depot

As the snow flies, on a cold and grey December dawn
to waiting homes no mails are borne
from the depot.
Phil Bloggs, a mailman, scans the news
but his screwed up tabloid gives him the blues
saying 'To compromise both sides refuse,'
at the depot.
Hark! Foxes, stray cats,...

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