Lousy Postal Service

(This is a fictional poem) Last week I received a letter that said I won a million dollar sweepstake. I got so mad that I started to shake. I know that the postal service can be slow. But this letter was mailed to me twenty years ago. I went to the post office to complain about this. But believe it or not, they said it was good service. They said that because of the postal service's inefficiency, I was lucky to get the letter at all. That pissed me off so I kicked the postmaster in the balls. But that turned out to be a federal offense. I was arrested and now I'm facing a lengthy prison sentence. Now I will rot in jail. All because of the inefficiency of the mail.