Best Polka Poems

Polka Dottie

When the up-tempo “Beer Barrel Polka” began
I grabbed sweet John’s arm, curtsied to my man

The Polish side of my family hit the floor
While my new groom wished he could slip out the back door

There was only one dance I’d ever seen John do
His “variation...

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My uncle's polka dot bow-tie is markedly symbolic,
For he has been, throughout his life, a fervent spotaholic.
His patient wife, dear Dottie, with whom he is quite besotted
Will only buy him underpants if suitably bespotted!

Punctilious with spellings, it will come as no surprise,
That he delights to...

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Teal blue skies dappled with white polka dots
with hints of a sanguine sun shining through.
And calm waters mirror the polka dots
that vanish as time erases a few.

Dusk impatiently awaits in the wings
listening to competing crickets chirp.
And as darkness descends a warbler sings
while frogs solicit mates...

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Some cats have paisleys, some have plaids.
Some wear neon’s, some wear angel wings. 
I am Sun God Cat of Polka Dot Blind Fold.
I wear polka dots in all colors, and they sing. 

You can call me Sun God Cat for Short if you want.
I am...

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Polka dots on the table
Polka dots on the floor,
Polka dots on my toilet.
Polka dots forevermore.

A rut you say?
How little you know.
They’re on my underwear
Where they sometimes grow.

Polka dots for everyone 
No limits I say.
Polka dotted cat?
Sure, she’s mine. Her name is Fay....

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Upon a gentle summer breeze

 Its wings of polka dots I see

 I watch it flutter through the trees

 Upon a gentle summer breeze

 A butterfly flutters with ease

 It dances 'neath the sky so free

 Upon a gentle summer breeze

 Its wings of polka...

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Just gotta have it
                                 my red polka dot headband
    ...

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cute blue bikini
bright blue with white polka dots
size twelve, thick chick kicks......

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In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.

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Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida...

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It is skimpy
But not indecent
It looks fabulous on a pre-teen
But do not get any ideas
Because that would be creepy

Old women look better in a one piece
And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt
Bikinis are not for everyone
But when I see a...

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Sue's polka dots dress is so spotty
So tiny, it just skims her botty
Long legs, what a pair
Made all the men stare
They ogle and call her a hotty

Her outfit one day got soaked wet
It shriveled Sue was quite upset
Now exposing her tush
All the blokes turned to...

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when sunshine emerged
a polka dot rainbow flared
above green treetops

things were looking up
all the colors coming down
children chased balloons

many-hued nature
has unending surprises
like diamonds in dirt...

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What would we all look like ... with polka dots?

I am now ... the enemy
          By simply being a white middle-aged man
     I have now become the symbol of 'hater' and 'hated'

Is...

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We met thirteen years ago this fateful day,

I heard and saw, I could never have known what I would learn and see across the port that day...

How true the words become...
The evil that men do.

 I climbed the pile walking in heat,
 smell of cooked...

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I was gifted a little gem; her name is Polka Dots.
She's an English greyhound wench, stands as tall as a park-bench.
She's white, full of black spots, slender stem, and loves apricots.
Her previous owner use to race her, my gut would wrench.

She's an English greyhound wench,...

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