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Polka Dots

Sue's polka dots dress is so spotty
So tiny, it just skims her botty
Long legs, what a pair
Made all the men stare
They ogle and call her a hotty

Her outfit one day got soaked wet
It shriveled Sue was quite upset
Now exposing her tush
All the blokes turned to mush
Her peepshow pleased them you can bet!

Polka Dots Contest
Sponsor Edward Ibeh 

1/13/19

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2019

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/23/2019 3:28:00 PM Hey, lady, congratulations. Well deserved win. Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/23/2019 2:49:00 AM - A lovely win, Jan :) - Congratulations! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Edward Ibeh Date: 1/22/2019 5:12:00 PM Congratulations on your win in high contest, Jan!:) A funny, delightful read! Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 1/22/2019 3:13:00 PM LOL, love this, Jan Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/18/2019 7:14:00 PM Hi, Jan. Good to see your fun limericks on polka dots! Do you recall the teensy weensy yellow polka dot bikini song? Maybe it was only popular in the states. ARE you doing ok? Haven't heard from you in a while! Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 1/16/2019 7:57:00 PM But certainly not the wives walking along with their husband! You could fill a book with their comments! Good luck! Rico Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/15/2019 4:56:00 PM G'day Jan … I would have given her my coat Jan - yeah right! Lindsay Login to Reply

Brian Davey Date: 1/15/2019 8:31:00 AM Cute k title Limerick Jan, good luck in the contest Login to Reply

Arthur Vaso Date: 1/14/2019 11:33:00 PM I am just a fashion person, loved the dress!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/15/2019 3:36:00 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll Date: 1/14/2019 12:05:00 PM Poor Sue, but so funny. Very original and so well written. I enjoyed it very much. Warmest Wishes~ Warren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/14/2019 1:07:00 PM thanks Warren:-) hugs Jan x

Paul Callus Date: 1/14/2019 10:12:00 AM That is one lesson for Sue...always wet a dress before using it the first time round, just in case the material shrinks! Missed the peepshow, but still enjoyed your double Limerick, Jan:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/14/2019 10:25:00 AM lol sounds like you are the voice of experience Paul lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 1/14/2019 7:25:00 AM Polka dots are hot...Nicely penned Jan..GL in the contest.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/14/2019 10:24:00 AM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/14/2019 2:51:00 AM Some beautiful sight's in summertime Jan and not just sunrises' lol. Nice one Jan. Good luck. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/14/2019 4:11:00 AM ha ha ha Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 1/13/2019 8:59:00 PM Ah Jan your imagery is wonderful. It is like reading a picture poem. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/14/2019 4:10:00 AM Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 1/13/2019 8:50:00 PM Haha...Jan, very well written with great imagery. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve ~`* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/14/2019 4:10:00 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/13/2019 6:02:00 PM Oh, yeah! Good one, Jan. Best wishes in the contest, Hon. Hugs, carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 6:10:00 PM Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 1/13/2019 5:28:00 PM Love it, good job you mentioned Sue, or i might have though it was you...Jan.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 5:45:00 PM ha ha ha no chance of that Harry but hubby would be happy if I wore short skirts lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 1/13/2019 4:45:00 PM Makes me think of 'itty bitty - polka dot bikini' song that was popular a LONG time ago, best of luck in the contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 4:51:00 PM I recall the song lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 1/13/2019 4:39:00 PM Preshrunk's the best ;p Too Cute! xomo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 4:44:00 PM lol Mo:-) hugs Jan xx

Bette Bavington Date: 1/13/2019 3:37:00 PM Sad. Good luck in the contest. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 3:39:00 PM Thanks Bette, I doubt the men would think so lol:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf Date: 1/13/2019 3:03:00 PM I do like the way those legs make an a@$ out of themselves, lol. Very cleverly done, Jan. Best of luck Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 3:05:00 PM lol White Wolf:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 1/13/2019 3:02:00 PM Yep, she has revealed her secret instead of "Victoria's"! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 3:04:00 PM lol ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/13/2019 2:55:00 PM - Omg. Jan ... who has allowed you to post this picture of me ... - Love it :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/13/2019 2:59:00 PM - No secrets with me ... my mouth will never stay silent :))) Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 2:57:00 PM shhh Anne-lise it was supposed to be a secret between us that you let me use your picture!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 1/13/2019 2:50:00 PM Lol! Jan, I soon as I saw the picture I thought to myself " where' the dress" ! Great fun write. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2019 2:54:00 PM lol Alexis for some reason I doubt it will place in the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx