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Polka Dots

Sue's polka dots dress is so spotty
So tiny, it just skims her botty
Long legs, what a pair
Made all the men stare
They ogle and call her a hotty

Her outfit one day got soaked wet
It shriveled Sue was quite upset
Now exposing her tush
All the blokes turned to mush
Her peepshow pleased them you can bet!

Polka Dots Contest
Sponsor Edward Ibeh 

1/13/19

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Andrea Dietrich January 23, 2019 at 3:28 PM Hey, lady, congratulations. Well deserved win.

Anne-Lise Andresen January 23, 2019 at 2:49 AM - A lovely win, Jan :) - Congratulations! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Edward Ibeh January 22, 2019 at 5:12 PM Congratulations on your win in high contest, Jan!:) A funny, delightful read!

Jack Horne January 22, 2019 at 3:13 PM LOL, love this, Jan

Andrea Dietrich January 18, 2019 at 7:14 PM Hi, Jan. Good to see your fun limericks on polka dots! Do you recall the teensy weensy yellow polka dot bikini song? Maybe it was only popular in the states. ARE you doing ok? Haven't heard from you in a while!

Rico Leffanta January 16, 2019 at 7:57 PM But certainly not the wives walking along with their husband! You could fill a book with their comments! Good luck! Rico

Lindsay Laurie January 15, 2019 at 4:56 PM G'day Jan … I would have given her my coat Jan - yeah right! Lindsay

Brian Davey January 15, 2019 at 8:31 AM Cute k title Limerick Jan, good luck in the contest

Arthur Vaso January 14, 2019 at 11:33 PM I am just a fashion person, loved the dress!!! Jan Allison January 15, 2019 at 3:36 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll January 14, 2019 at 12:05 PM Poor Sue, but so funny. Very original and so well written. I enjoyed it very much. Warmest Wishes~ Warren Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 1:07 PM thanks Warren:-) hugs Jan x

Paul Callus January 14, 2019 at 10:12 AM That is one lesson for Sue...always wet a dress before using it the first time round, just in case the material shrinks! Missed the peepshow, but still enjoyed your double Limerick, Jan:) Hugs // paul Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 10:25 AM lol sounds like you are the voice of experience Paul lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May January 14, 2019 at 7:25 AM Polka dots are hot...Nicely penned Jan..GL in the contest.. Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 10:24 AM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 14, 2019 at 2:51 AM Some beautiful sight's in summertime Jan and not just sunrises' lol. Nice one Jan. Good luck. Tom. Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 4:11 AM ha ha ha Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger January 13, 2019 at 8:59 PM Ah Jan your imagery is wonderful. It is like reading a picture poem. Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 4:10 AM Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper January 13, 2019 at 8:50 PM Haha...Jan, very well written with great imagery. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve ~`* Jan Allison January 14, 2019 at 4:10 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire January 13, 2019 at 6:02 PM Oh, yeah! Good one, Jan. Best wishes in the contest, Hon. Hugs, carolyn Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 6:10 PM Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman January 13, 2019 at 5:28 PM Love it, good job you mentioned Sue, or i might have though it was you...Jan.. Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 5:45 PM ha ha ha no chance of that Harry but hubby would be happy if I wore short skirts lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner January 13, 2019 at 4:45 PM Makes me think of 'itty bitty - polka dot bikini' song that was popular a LONG time ago, best of luck in the contest! Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 4:51 PM I recall the song lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 13, 2019 at 4:39 PM Preshrunk's the best ;p Too Cute! xomo Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 4:44 PM lol Mo:-) hugs Jan xx

Bette Bavington January 13, 2019 at 3:37 PM Sad. Good luck in the contest. Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 3:39 PM Thanks Bette, I doubt the men would think so lol:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf January 13, 2019 at 3:03 PM I do like the way those legs make an a@$ out of themselves, lol. Very cleverly done, Jan. Best of luck Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 3:05 PM lol White Wolf:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser January 13, 2019 at 3:02 PM Yep, she has revealed her secret instead of "Victoria's"! Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 3:04 PM lol ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen January 13, 2019 at 2:55 PM - Omg. Jan ... who has allowed you to post this picture of me ... - Love it :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Anne-Lise Andresen January 13, 2019 at 2:59 PM - No secrets with me ... my mouth will never stay silent :))) Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 2:57 PM shhh Anne-lise it was supposed to be a secret between us that you let me use your picture!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. January 13, 2019 at 2:50 PM Lol! Jan, I soon as I saw the picture I thought to myself " where' the dress" ! Great fun write. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 2:54 PM lol Alexis for some reason I doubt it will place in the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx