Best Pigs Fly Poems

I was helping a customer with her internet issues, 
and remarked that before we’re done, that she will be
like one of our field technicians.

She indicated...

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pigs fly
against their will
tornado season...

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When Pigs Fly
by Michael R. Burch

On the Trail of Tears,
my Cherokee brothers,
why hang your heads?
Why shame your mothers?
Laugh wildly instead!
We will soon be dead.

When we...

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Pigs that swim the Caribbean aren't just silly rumors,
Polly is just such a pig, from the island of Exumas ...

Oh, Polly loves the water so,...

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The pig overheard the farmers conversation,
talking about their crops and needing weather salvation,
the farmers saying "it'll probably rain when pigs fly!,"
to help out the pig...

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If love is a game I need a referee
If sex is a game I want instant re-play
I played the game of life but fouled out
Life...

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Marshmallow cotton candy clouds drift on by
In the vast azure skies so blue
I dream each night that I can fly
And I’m looking down on you

With...

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A friend of mine lives in a fantasy,
thinking everything revolves around him.
And I never really know what's true;
in his world, pigs fly, and ostriches swim.

He...

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The gypsy lady told me:
Lay your money down right here.
My crystal ball reveals all
and it never lies.

A smart doctor you will find
who doesn’t need M...

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Cliche Heaven

Be it as it may I'll try my hand at some clichés
    and address the elephant in the room soon when...

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Native American Translations

Cherokee Travelers' Blessing I
loose translation by Michael R. Burch

I will extract the thorns from your feet.
For yet a little while, we will walk...

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This is my declaration,
This is where I take my stand,
A Citizen, a Veteran ,A Grown Ass Man
The things I see daily
Came as a total surprise,
A...

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The more I know 
The sadder I grow 
******
The woman: in the name of love 
I’m going to rip your skin off!
The man: in the...

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One bright night
In the Twilight of day
I awoken to a dream
With in a world of worlds 
Not my self, but still the same
What was it?...

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My God is not your God
My Demon is not your Demon
If pigs fly
If snakes jumps
If horses lay eggs
Than God and Satan are fables.

My God is...

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