Best Phallus Poems

An Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"...

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Illustrious phallus!  Therein procreation, the urge for a bedfellow, 
To yearn for the delight and gnaw not bashfully, 
Seeking the unfound renascent song, faithful-song, 
Gross poems like lemon to the mouth, 
Seeing the wetness of wood, lapping leaves, perfect motionless or no,
A lying form,...

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Phallus

Rampant phallus nearly bursting,
Purple haze, bald head for sure,
Couchant Serpent coiled and rising,
Pausing near the nether door,
Waiting at the nether door,

Tensing thrusting, trembling, abject,
Just contained and nothing sure,
Waiting wistful, yet the aggot,
At the entrance of her core,
Waiting at the nether door,

Is she still just now...

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