Twas the Night Before the Wedding

Twas the night before my cousin's wedding He reluctantly gave in to the bachelor party vetting A burlesque, tawdry strip club was the setting Unbeknownst to him, the bridesmaid was his appetite whetting With gratuitous lap dance, began the ribald feting In drunken stupor, the enamored groom his fealty forgetting Released his inhibitions all of his clingy garments shedding Strode platform, in sync with bridesmaids erotic moves duetting In tantric rhapsody, she released pheromones his testosterone subletting Enraptured with his riposte jaunts, her matrimonial bond shredding The enamored bridesmaid with lust his bare essentials began petting His betrothed parts to her dominatrix will indebting As the groom climaxed, his phallus got entangled in her fish netting Two truant souls now writhing; spent body parts bloodletting Dislodging their carnal chains, into frothy night jetting To hotel that lodged devoted bride; their remaining passions bedding Lurid, tawdry tryst not regretting; but o'er bawdy exhibition sweating Wedding contest September 14, 2012