Best Peeves Poems

I’d like to list my own top ten
But there’s a little twist
This top ten is my Pet Peeves
So let me start the list.

First is backward...

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I had just woken up feeling great
like I barely had gained any weight.
But not so says my scale!!
The despair I can't quell.
So I go pile...

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Here's some of my favourite pet peeves
Construction, potholes, and speed bumps
A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece
Or soup with unidentified lumps

Public washrooms that...

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I truly loathe it when friends
keep their cell phones on when they are with me.
“I have to take this,”they say.
Why? Aren’t I important enough to...

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A dog took a dump near the bench where I’m sitting.
The owner stood by ‘til his dog was done ting,
Then lazily did a poor job...

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When you reach your twilight years,
It is important to keep an active mind,
Do everything possible to minimize fears
Leave resentments and regrets far behind,

Try not to...

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I finally came to this I believe
There is a dream, a goal I must achieve
I don't know it was destined since the day my mother...

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Know me?
          Not even close ...
     If I were to write about...

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(Verse 1)
Gathered in an antique bowl
All the letters from their joyful life
Kneeling like prayer, she’ll stoke the fire
She’ll burn the words, they are for her...

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I was forever losing things, and my laughing friends called me a klutz,
Like darker skies misplace buttery sun, when a severe storm develops.

I had once...

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Red roses and chocolates for you
On Hearts Day, lovely things I wanna do
Sweet kisses while dancing, playing our love songs
Embracing you so dearly, in my...

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In my kitchen I do see
So many things that do please me
I love eating, cooking, cleaning
My kitchen it has so much meaning

In the kitchen so...

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An Unwanted Guest

Morning, noon, and night you hang around,
at our house you can always be found.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner you heartily partake
helping yourself to the...

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Please don't ask  me to mince my words
If you talk crap I'll call you all  turds.
I'll say how it is, I'll make no...

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Toddlers played in dry sand 
Hot sun made each cheek red
Ellen was their likable friend
Long before winter came
Enjoyed evenings with them
Always refusing to rest 
Fireflies...

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