Peeves Poems - Poems about Peeves

How about when stores jack up their prices Then reduce them and call it a sale I've been on to these devious practices for years Their attempt to bamboozle us has failed Annoying commercials that treat us like morons As if we're gonna fall for that stuff Like if you brush with mint flavoured toothpaste Your sweetie will greet you in the...

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I truly loathe it when friends keep their cell phones on when they are with me. “I have to take this,”they say. Why? Aren’t I important enough to pay attention to? I also dislike it when people interrupt. When it is finally my turn at the cashier And some bully comes from the back and demands their attention and they say “Excuse me...

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A dog took a dump near the bench where I’m sitting. The owner stood by ‘til his dog was done ting, Then lazily did a poor job with his scooping, Thus leaving the smelly remains of the pooping. A breeze came along and the odor came drifting. I tried with my body to block it by shifting, Without any luck, so...

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Everybody has them - whether they admit it or not. Sometimes they're the same - as what others have got. Whether it's a lack of communication - or not getting a word in edgewise. Pretending to be someone you're not - being always in disguise. Trying to get into - or staying in the popular crowd. Straining to hear a...

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The future unfolds and it gets a little more clearer We fell out of place the moment the mirror reflected our face Your advice is not needed, so let my heart jump and let its joyousness appear We are floating in a vacant space and we are losing life's difficult race I know something's wrong with me I know someone's...

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Know Love Lord...

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Three things I hate most in life, And struggle in my fight and strife. I hate to see people lie. They say they can justify, For them lies have colors. For me lies are bad manners. For them lying is as easy as eggs. For me lies have very short legs. I also hate people with excuses, Though this will be...

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How about when stores jack up their prices Then reduce them and call it a sale I've been on to these devious practices for years Their attempt to bamboozle us has failed Annoying commercials that treat us like morons As if we're gonna fall for that stuff Like if you brush with mint flavoured toothpaste Your sweetie will greet you in the...

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Here's some of my favourite pet peeves Construction, potholes, and speed bumps A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece Or soup with unidentified lumps Public washrooms that stink to high heaven Or when someone sneezes nine times People that pick their noses in public Kids eating with their fingers full of grime People making bodily function noises On a bus, at a...

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I had just woken up feeling great like I barely had gained any weight. But not so says my scale!! The despair I can't quell. So I go pile more food on a plate. Next, the car on a side street I spy pulls out quickly in front of me. Why? I'd been going 60. But now I'm at 50. Why can't slowpokes let...

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I’d like to list my own top ten But there’s a little twist This top ten is my Pet Peeves So let me start the list. First is backward baseball caps Which bug me to no end Then there’s folks who litter That drives me round the bend. Tattoos and pregnant smokers Two more I feel are bad Late turn signals by some drivers And arrogant...

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Nothing pisses me off the most than two Tom cats upon a post tirelessly, persistently, crying at three o'clock in the early morning. A thing I'm not keen and tolerant of class Aves defecators’ way up above flying, flighty, feathery thugs pooping on my Volkswagen bug. You all may find these peeves ridiculous but often I find myself defenseless against meowing cats’ hysteria and a flock...

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I find that the kind of people that list off their pet peeves are the kind of people around whom it is difficult to breathe. In so many words they seem to say ''Everything revolves around me.'' Who cares if you don't like the way people stir their tea? Can you imagine standing in front of a king, him...

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