Best Pass Out Poems

Night Out Pass Out

Shower
Half hour

Teeth clean
No green

Paint nails
Smudge fail

Broke nail
More fail

Cold air
Leg wear

Jeans tight
Won fight

Done in 
Drink gin

Room spin
Less gin

Rave shout
Turn out

Dance moves
Bad grooves

Dance bump
With Trump

Not him 
Was Jim

More drink
Cant think

I cry 
Oh why?

Booze talk 
Can't walk

Night gone
All worn

Go home
With gnome

Feel sick
Move quick

Pass out
Snore pout

Sleep...

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    Passover  Passover  Pass out
    What’s all the commotion about
       Those four cups of wine
       My eyes don’t align
    Passover  Passover...

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No Matter The Floor You Pass Out On

I awake as any other madman slash poet.
Apon the floor  naked  pizza box for pillow a members only jacket for a blanket.
yes the libary sure has changed over the years.

less and less people were reading buggets...

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There I was in my early twenties
which was years ago I know
standing waiting for my lift
for to work I was to go

Then I felt sick in my tum
within moments was on the deck
not knowing where I was
feeling like a real wreck

A lady from shop nearby
glass...

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