Best Paltry Poems

Earned to date,
nee absolute zero
academic bankable bragging rites
explained arduous, horrendous, onerous
agonizing, heartbreaking,
nerve wracking travails

hamstringing, hijacking, hobbling...
maximization of potential
e'er since yours truly
begat when ma dada
fired off his johnny rotten sex pistol
handy dandy blues clues unsheathed

ejaculated gun - lobbed more'n blanks
scoring bullseye pregnant truth
discovered ex post facto
yoked...

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fear not the nothing world 
gutters scoff at humble men 
candle less in empty chasms 
naked flesh and broken ken 

seeking heart, fulcrum of worlds 
bound deep in settled dust 
dry bones rasp'd against the lever 
gnashing teeth to crumbled rust 

faces turn in moments...

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O.K.K.K.
Sit down and allow me to tell you a story
but first let's all take an inventory
we've got the K.K.K. riding around with shotguns and a black target or two
we 've got the Mafia running almost all of Las Vegas and making huge bucks to leave...

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PALTRY PARISHIONERS

When evil wins the battle with and over good
When my wickedness rids the world of the righteousness for sin
Mr., that’s when I’ll arrive in the right neighborhood
And sister, that’s when the true darkness in my heart will begin

I’ve been sinning for a lifetime and...

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