Best Overheard Poems

Picture this: Mt. Rushmore
With its most imposing heads
Discussing certain rumors
Which the White House likely spreads.

“He can’t be really serious!”
Groused Teddy, steaming mad.
“I think he is,” calm George replied.
“He’s nuts, though, I should add.”

“There isn’t room up here at all,”
As Thomas pointed out.
“He’ll just buy the...

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Be careful 'bout the things you say.
Make certain how they sound;
For other people may not know,
And spread their thoughts around;

Expounding on your choice of words,
And how they saw your manner.
It's best to weigh your words, my friend,
Than pay the price of candor;

For oft when people...

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Hark, father, yonder poet hath no pen.
  Still, my son. Doth the feather make the wren?...

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I overheard
          a four-year old ask his dad
      why he saw the moon at daytime,
               but never...

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Overheard by flies on the White House wall

   During Bubba's tete-a-tete with his moll.

      "Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami

        ...

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"I'm not your pinche half-eaten
left-over burrito
that you don't really want anymore
but feel guilty about throwing away."
Either way, dude
Heartburn's coming....

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I heard he gave her a rogering
Rogers mom said totally disgusting
Conversation overheard
No wonder she's disturbed
He actually gave her Rogers Ring...

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"My word," said the cat,"you certainly do stink.
Methinks water's for bathing, not just to drink!"

"Retract those sharp claws," the dog stifled a yawn,
"I get plenty clean when I roll on the lawn."

"So much for you dogs having a great sense of smell,"
cat wrinkled his nose...

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Well, Father, he is a bit like ; Like Thomas, Yet he’s not even sure of his Doubt
For more than once, he’s called us out, but in his rage, the benefit of his Doubt
His Heart longs to know, how long SHE will Glow, if he...

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Put that thing away!
But I'm playing Pokemon!
Settle down and pray!...

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"Well, Father, he has read the Bible 6 times.
He Worships YOU : In Songs of Rhymes.
Still now, slowly up Jacob's Ladder he climbs
He has dreamt of writing the story of Heaven's Chimes"
Every Tuesday, ( After a night of drinking Heaven's Wines )
From ten until two...

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Of all your constant transgressions, I tire.
Yes, you're pushing it down to the wire.
I even sent you My Son
yet His work stays undone.
Must I resort to one last trial by fire?!...

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I overheard harsh words
between two lovers next door,
each bearing shields
of mistrust and pride
that covered the words
‘I love you’.

Their door slowly opens
and her crying issued forth
upon this neighbor near
a memory fresh and clear
of words I never spoke
‘I love you’....

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After
clearing
your browsing
history, it is good 
practice to do one or
two quick google searches
on ‘how to feed the hungry’ or 
‘how best to reward a loving wife’...

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The Overheard talk between The Mind & the Body.
To long we’ve been apart, torn apart from the words that the lips of humans use to speak. 
Inches apart, separated by a barrier of eye, nose, lips and listening holes that they call ears.
What happened to...

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