Best Outlawed Poems

"If Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns."
I've heard that over used expression since gun control begun,
but here is an even scarier thought in my opinion;
"If Guns Are Outlawed, Only Government Will Have Guns,"
and I for one do not find that thought at all...

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In Red China they've just outlawed Ping-Pong
  You have to wonder what too them so long
     To have to play in a mask
     A near-impossible task
   But what got it banned were those skimpy...

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There was a Land, That passed a Law
Where People, were Forbidden to Talk
Oh, You could Think, Shake Hands and Wink
Stand Up and Even Walk

But if ever, you should open your Lips
to Utter one-Sense-Syllable, or Word-Sound
they would beat you down, to the Ground
and drag you away…...

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