Best Orifices Poems

Sordid tales your eyebrows tell
Insinuations start to sing
Things we all know very well--
Say, did you miss my wedding ring?

You’d do you worst right here and now
A stealthy drink from your chalice
Want me to forget the wedding vows,
A mechanical bull with phallus?

Pursing your lips, parading your...

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Cutting cake, piece by piece
dividing subtracting equalising
but that’s not right
all things aren’t equal
crumbs

An itchy trigger finger
loading, ready to shoot out
loitering
spooked into squealing
about to be shaken like a baby

Release comes quick
an eager d**k
though snot remains
stacks of chalk lines
that need to be framed
the choo choo sound
a tissue...

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