Best Odd Man Out Poems

An Odd Man In Montreal

There’s an odd man up in Montreal
Who’s young in the spring and old in the fall
In March—Let’er rip!
In September—Oh, my hip!
His mid-age crises he has in St. Paul

2/1/22...

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The Odd Man Julian 

Julian Assange, is his reluctance returning 
to Sweden based on fear of being sent to 
USA, the only reason. Or can it be he can´t 
face the sexual humiliation and intimate 
questioning he will be subjected to; that 
his immeasurable ego...

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a man walked by the other day
with a beard down to his knees
but little did the people know
the beard was made of bees

the bees they never stung him
at least thats what they say
for the beard dragged on behind his back
and one cant see that way

and...

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The pair should be headed for fame
Behind, in the draw’r, out of aim.
     He was the one left,
     Not right; he’s bereft.
The sock was not chosen for game.

The sock was not chosen, and why?
Embarrassing gaff, he could...

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