Best Obscene Poems

Me friend, Ol’ Paddy’s, a joke
He thinks he can best any bloke
    “you’ll see …
   None better’n me!”
(‘Tis braggadocio he spoke.)

So I, from rancid cuisine
Passed gas - ‘twas really obscene
    Then I state:
    “Do...

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Guess I could be considered mainstream
By no means can I be thought of as extreme
But at times I sure wish
I could give life a twist
Walking down main street making gestures obscene


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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To be the rose scarlet and crimson,
Or white, or black, or violet,
To be a rose at all so vile,
'Tis normality in simple.
This rose with its perfect beauty and petals,
With its sincerity upon love.
I say off to south with it;
I wish be the obscene unknown....

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You've got me trapped inside your well
I have only these fake smiles that I can't sell
Everyone knows I've got no way out
You've stuck me where you wanted and I've got no doubt 
That your sitting up there, I can hear you laughing
You can tell you've...

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A team mascot should not do things that are obscene.
When they do, it creates an ugly scene.
A mascot's primary job to the crowd is to entertain.
They should never give gestures that are profane.
Unfavorable thoughts usually tend to linger
whenever someone puts out their middle finger.
This happened...

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A curious man loved his mother
Whenever he came to visit
He would give her many hugs
Then he would loudly yell
Curse obscenities
Then he would love
With a heart
He would
Scream

Russell Sivey 

Entrant into yasmin khan's "Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde" contest

2/20/2012...

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Voices calling, shrieking at me.
What can I do to appease?
My head full of screams, a heart
full of pain, my body shaking and ill
at the fear.
I can't seem to still them,
I want to be free.
With no end in sight,
the tunnel is dark,
my mind shouts obscenities
only I...

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You’d think the whole of Christendom
Would know better.
You’d think the snake
Would have told them.
“The square root of pie…………Is equal to blah, blah, blah………”
Define this……………
It may make you feel wiser.
It may allow you to delude yourself,
Into feeling more in control, more on the ball……………
But you were...

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(The poem that I thought obscene was not found on Soup.  This was hurriedly 
written as a response to a writer I had been reading, but who posted the most vile 
trash about his own wife.  It was meant as a rebuke to...

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(sung to the tune of Dolly Parton's “Jolene”) lyrics by: Medgar Fallon Roe

Obscene! Obscene! Obscene! Obscene!
Trump Administration is obscene!

Obscene! Obscene! Obscene! Obscene!
Trump’s words are all obscene!

Late in January oh so cold
A pandemic was foretold
Trump ignored it as a hoax so mean

When February rolled around
Still his...

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Scars on my heart,
Scars on my wrist,
It tears my soul apart,
To know that I cannot resist.

As the razor cuts trough skin,
The adrenaline is agonizingly sweet,
Yet I know I cannot win,
So I set myself up to be beat.

Then blood it starts to flow,
A seductive temptation from...

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double sided poor ol coin,
sweet n sour do they adjoin,
this hour?
who is in power,
was it purlioned?
by the sweetly dour,
or tiddles the obscene...
 

re Russells Dr Jeckll...in "Kind Obcsene"...

Don...

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He lied. He cheated. His ways were obscene.
He could be unruly and truly mean.
In every kind of way
I really must say
His integrity decidedly not keen....

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Now, the time has come for bawdy things
from no other than our queen of queens.
	As she takes the throne,
	the crowd emits a groan.
This, the reign of the Queen of Obscenes.
...

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The Age of Consent was once ten
To ensure there were virgins for men
But young girls love candy
Which cads have kept handy
Since Mary of Magdalene

Now the Age of Consent is 16
With virgins nowhere to be seen
On an iPhone screen
Obscene is routine
As girls document coming clean

With no...

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