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'Pardon me, could you pass the Grey Poupon'

Winds caressing fringes of
   her deep chocolate tresses
as tree nymphs nimbly hid
  midst fallen maple leaves 
    happily prancing round toes,
whilst a crescendo of chimes
   played off in near distances,
warm apple pie aroma wafting
 upon a zephyr tickling her nose,
unfastened her reddish cloak 
  for her e'er plunging neckline
exposed an ample décolletage
 voluptuously heaving in broad
 daylight waiting to seduce a crafty
wolf in sheep's clothing she had afore
  encountered on the way to grannies, 
called ahead to make reservations
for her & handsome knighted chef
hiding amidst the dark forest with
his trusty sharpened butcher knife,
had acquired Wolfgang Puck's
   wickedly-satisfying secret recipe
        for savory pack-of-wolves stew 


Li'l Reddish Revenge is a dish best served cold-blooded with liberal
scads of punitive napkins and a bottle of vindictively chilled Chianti

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Date: 11/28/2016 3:55:00 AM
This really made me smile Paloma. Congratulations on POTD! 7 ; )
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Date: 11/23/2016 11:15:00 AM
Punitive napkins. Love that :)
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Date: 11/21/2016 2:06:00 PM
- Congratulations on your p.o.t.d., Paloma - A great poem - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/20/2016 8:58:00 PM
haha, now THAT's turning the tables on the rascally villain. You show great talent for wit with this one, Paloma.
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Date: 11/20/2016 1:38:00 PM
Hello Paloma, Congratulations on the POTD honor!! Very Well-Done indeed. A very interesting theme for sure. The exquisite word picture your weave with verses here for this epic is truly wondrous to behold. Great Work!! SEVEN/FAV!! Cheers and Best, Gary
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Date: 11/19/2016 4:36:00 PM
Congrats, Paloma. Much deserved POTD honor. Your awesome talent is on display for Soupers to savor w/leisurely sips. Keep only giving us the best, my dear. Love and many blessings to you.
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Date: 11/19/2016 10:37:00 AM
Where'd the chocolate cake go. Its simply fantastic how you morphed this story into something fantastically grotesque with such a splendid vocabulary What do you smoke? Ha ha I so love your work.
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Date: 11/19/2016 10:24:00 AM
Priceless imaging! Loved it. Congratulations!
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Date: 11/19/2016 10:06:00 AM
Congratulations on POTD! I got a kick out this poem:) This was very entertaining.
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Date: 11/19/2016 9:18:00 AM
Back to say congratulations on POTD Paloma. Laughter is always the best medicine:)
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Date: 11/19/2016 8:45:00 AM
Wow!!! This is an amazing view of Red Riding Hood, so much fun you potrayed in it.Congratulations for POTD. :))) Memory M
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Date: 11/19/2016 7:33:00 AM
With apologies to Mr. Lector, it seems you've elevated the "Hood" to a whole new level. Still hard to picture a 12 year old with a voluptuous set of headlights. Loved it and congratulations for POTD honors...
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Paloma P
Date: 11/19/2016 7:38:00 AM
Lol Charlie, was she really 12? Some girls just develop early! :) Much thanks.
Date: 11/19/2016 7:09:00 AM
Hi Paloma, Congratulations on getting the poem of the day. :-) Alexis
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Date: 11/19/2016 7:32:00 AM
You are most welcome: -) Alexis
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Paloma P
Date: 11/19/2016 7:17:00 AM
I hadn't realized, that's too funny, thanks for letting me know Alexis! :)
Date: 11/19/2016 6:20:00 AM
It's a good start for my morning reading this unique and funny piece (^_^)
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Paloma P
Date: 11/19/2016 6:34:00 AM
Thrilled you enjoyed my nonsense Akkina. :)
Date: 11/18/2016 12:59:00 PM
Funny poem, Paloma. I'm still chuckling while writing this. Decolletage, eh. Gotta look that one up. As the Terminator said in his best John Connor imitation voice: what's wrong w/Wolfie. Cool and witty poem. Love always.
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Paloma P
Date: 11/18/2016 2:55:00 PM
I thought all guys knew that one! :) Thanks very much Freddie.
Date: 11/18/2016 10:14:00 AM
How funny this is. Lol Paloma your funny bone is exposed!
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Paloma P
Date: 11/18/2016 11:13:00 AM
Once in a blue moon it happens, especially when I'm blue too, funny how that happens, thanks Danny!
Date: 11/18/2016 9:21:00 AM
Unique style poetry indeed ... innovative too ... I wish I could write like you ... Very nice ...
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Date: 11/18/2016 11:11:00 AM
What a compliment Probir, thanks very much!
Date: 11/18/2016 8:36:00 AM
Hi Paloma, Your style of writing is amazing and can be compared to none. I've never seen Lil Red Riding Hood quite like this. Well done. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/18/2016 11:08:00 AM
Thanks much Alexis, thrilled you enjoyed my mutilated version! :)
Date: 11/18/2016 8:16:00 AM
Talk about fractured fairy tales, this was out of control. Wow, sadly this may be my final poem on this site to read and I couldn't have picked a better one to exit on. Your poetry is amazing Paloma, the way you craft words and phrases just sends my mind wandering with a myriad of thoughts and always a smile. This was fantastic.
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Date: 11/18/2016 8:39:00 AM
What a minute for just a second, Chris please tell me that my eyes are playing tricks on me. You can't be leaving and you just got here:-( Alexis
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Paloma P
Date: 11/18/2016 8:24:00 AM
What, why, say it isn't so! You're such an incredibly good poet Chris, I'll miss reading you if you go. Thanks so much, you've been a great support these past few weeks and a poetic friend.
Date: 11/18/2016 8:01:00 AM
First smile O the day...thanks!
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Paloma P
Date: 11/18/2016 8:21:00 AM
I just got ripped reading your off-sides blip! Touche. ;)