Best Nip Poems

The north wind is blowing and it’s turning cold
I’m feeling quite chilly I guess I’m getting old

I’ve finally dug out my sexy thermal vest
It’s snug and warm and covers my hairy chest

It’s silky and soft and causes no ripples
Hides my boobies and covers my nipples...

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catnip
cat addict
marijuana
cat resembles vampire
catnip...

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Ah, sweet slumber of nip-laden dreams;
the milk of mother moon bestowed, 
a blessed drink and lactose-free
to this mine humble, feline throat.

Running freely through outer space,
I touch upon thy blessed universe.
My home of emerald and lapis lace,
is where in I lay in furred repose.

Chasing neon rainbows...

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THEY GAVE THE CAT A TONIC.....NOW HE IS.


John G. Lawless
©5/8/2019...

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Friendship based on favors,
Favors that require you to break rules
Or compromise your character and values
Is not true friendship ...

A true friend will always expect your best, but forgive your worst
Will always encourage you in honesty and kindness, but curb your enmity
Will NOT stand by and...

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When bad guys came through causing strife
in Mayberry, fraidy-cat Fife,
the lawman who never
was dauntless and clever,
could not catch them to save his life.

Huge blunders caused people to mock
and point at this town’s laughing stock.
Still, this scrawny fellow,        ...

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Anxiety buildup
signals ego’s at play,
so unless we’re watchful,
we will lose the moment,
of life flow beautiful.

Anxiety buildup,
when someone’s tailgating
in the morning traffic,
sees our temper flare up,
causing outcomes tragic.

Anxiety buildup
is a thought disorder,
where we self-block surprise,
missing out on life’s fun,
deadened to bliss beats rise.

Anxiety buildup,
best viewed with...

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Given
Kitten
Smitten
Bitten

I was given a kitten named Doug
I’m smitten till bitten by the thug!

Your Turn For A Tyburn Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Charles Messina

2,2,2,2,9,9

8/6/19...

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Winter sets in all around
Sun is soft and birds joyous 
Your silky soft songs in air
In a cool prayer

An illusion of soft peace
Enveloping pains and wounds
No sign of vandal or hoon
Moon in the prayer

You come so beautifully
In my green leaves and pink buds
They seek blue...

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Ice cream cones are meant to drip 
But once you’ve got the knack,
You catch those drops on tongue or lip
To help preserve your snack.

At times the bottom of the cone
Might form a little hole,
Allowing an escape, unknown
When ice cream’s in a bowl.

So someone came up...

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-Nip At The Cauldron-

My mind full, like the moon outside. My brethren say; '’Sleep well, worthy adversary.’’ As he ventured forth unto his domain, for a final nip of the cauldron before hitting the sack. 

I lay restless, unable to commit to my new found...

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Catnip and claws are
A lethal combination.
Shredding carpets and 
converting furniture to
Your own private garbage dump....

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Summer is tethered to the scent of a rose,
and bubbling brooks, where minnows nip at bare toes.
Spring's spurring Summer on, and indeed, it shows;
freeing the rivers and lakes that Winter froze,
and greening the dried grasses of the meadows.

Summer's sizzling hot sun shines brightly all day;
warming...

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Have a close look, and what do you see?
Those lines on your face: Your history 
All mapped out and years in the making
Your age is a number that needs celebrating

Some need help, here and there
Others don’t worry, or seem to care
At the end of the...

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Misfortunes mushrooming 
from malevolent glares
are beliefs, 
as common water hyacinth.

Eying me 
drooping in dejection, 
grandma takes a nip of salt, 
a red chili 
and some mustard, 
locks her palm, 
rotates her fist over my pate thrice, 
then throws the ingredients of charm
into the embers in...

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