Best Munching Poems

Once knew a gal from Geneva
Downed the biggest glass of tequila
Stripped down to her undies
While munching on munchies
Next day she claimed she had amnesia


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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SHARK IN THE SOUP-
 MUNCHING ON GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND BLOODY MARY ---

hark! Sailor retreat
I see them shark in the soup
off the bow in sea 

alpha bit crackers
floating on top the waters
bloody Mary chew 

sea red Mary dead
munching on Gold fish crackers
shark in the soup now

hark!...

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It's such a pleasurable thing
having a sandwich to your taste
one that make your tastebuds tingle
you want to enjoy it not to haste

Firstly take nice wholemeal bread
spread on some nice creamy butter
this gives it such smooth texture
not like others that seem to stutter

Put on a fresh...

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