Best Messy Poems

Life is a mess and needs constant cleaning
Soap Opera glasses and bodies acquire meaning
She said this; He said that
Bureaucracy is getting fat, fat, fat

Life is a mess with no sanitizing
Half empty or half full is agonizing
Media talk; on the job gossip
Interacting with people considered Drama...

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Youngin Greg found an egg
Struck it with his mummy's peg,
Only taking one baby stroke
Out came the gooey yolk
Running down his leg....

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How arrogant is your jaundiced eye!

                                   Let's humble it with a...

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Nietzsche got it wrong
And though I’ve often heard it said
I think I’m sure of it myself
Yes - I know I am not dead

I never died, nor was I born
I am older than the Earth
And as for all the stars around
I oversaw their birth

I am ancient....

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Written about all there is to write about
Covered all the important issues
Except one, haven't written about a birdhouse
Or the bird poop that always ensues

Don't these guys have any class at all
No appreciation for what we do
Providing a home through all kinds of weather
Come on, show...

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a messy matron
polishes the silver--
the teapot whistles...

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Bessie, out hiking, had to pee,
She glanced about, choosing a tree;
To her distress
She made a mess:
Windward, she’d squatted, not alee....

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May has dawned
with wind and whiskey
and sideways glances

a rendered heart
and maybe a start 
with an eye for details

i would love to see your
entrails up close

if they were spilt and split
with a sigh from the hilt
they would smile with a 
turn from my hand...

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messy with a capital P
That to me is creativity
persnickety muse showing mean to me
being the best grizzly bear I can be
I am in love with creativity...

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Washing coffee-stained cups, greasy frying pans and big pots is a very simple chore;
leaving a pile when turning the faucet on may clog the sink and cause a messy gore!...

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Easter eggs and rabbit's feet 
Are quite easy to be found 
Nice to find an Easter treat
When the bunny comes around 

Children laugh and children sing 
When they find some colored eggs
Messy faces- bunny brings 
With chocolate bods and legs  


*(A, B, A, B)...

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"GOING DAFFY IN A MESSY WORLD"


inside that four-cornered 
room I slept with her and 
the Mickey's that love potato 
chips. inside that room where 
we made love, we smoked our 
smokes above the doghouse. 
there were cigarettes in the 
morning, in the afternoon, in 
the...

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Just because I've got messy hair doesn't make me a bad person
Imagine if I ran around reciting Skakespeare t'would surely be worsen
The general public isn't ready
Would make most unsteady
Kiddies would cry, old people would turn to perversion...

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It gets kind of crazy living with 3 young boys, there’s always a mess and there’s constant noise.
Their mouths constantly running, their little legs too; they rough-house like tiny wrestlers, off the couch they just flew.
They never get old, those silly fart jokes; and the...

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I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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