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Tale of a Messy Birdhouse

Written about all there is to write about Covered all the important issues Except one, haven't written about a birdhouse Or the bird poop that always ensues Don't these guys have any class at all No appreciation for what we do Providing a home through all kinds of weather Come on, show some tact or adieu Your kind are not welcome round this place Find some other birdhouse to mess This abode is for clean freak birdies only So mosey along with the rest It's almost like I think they understand me Well I pretty sure some do Coz when I told one to take a hike It pooped on my fancy dress shoe Well there you go that's something different Pretty sure that's a first time for me Writing about birdies and their pooping habits Wish they'd stay up in the trees © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 3/13/2014 10:26:00 PM
Maybe it was time to trade in those shoes too...and you haven't seen bird poop until you've cleaned a chicken house!!! Oh well..its awesome for my garden.:-)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2014 6:53:00 AM
Think I'll STICK to little birdie poop! Can imagine with all those chickens how high the pile can get! YUCKSIES! Loving hugs... XOXOX
Date: 3/9/2014 11:47:00 PM
Those bad "little" birdies dumping their dirty load on your floor and in your shoes! We have a lot of robins that come and visit us and they are the dirtiest birds I've ever seen. They poop on anything and everything all the time! YUCK!! This write is tremendous, I'm glad you could come up with something else to write about...writers block sucks!! Great work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2014 7:32:00 AM
Up here, it's a big deal to see the first robin! It's a harbinger of spring!!!
Date: 3/9/2014 4:12:00 PM
Nothing could be worse than getting pooped on when you are all dressed up for a hot date. Wish they would be more choosy where they drop their load - then again you have to be thankful pigs and cows can't fly. Needed cheering up so thought I'd call on you dear brother Jack, your poems always make me chuckle. Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2014 7:28:00 AM
LOL Love your sense of humour, dear sis!!! WOO HOO! Loving huggsies... XOX
Date: 3/9/2014 9:00:00 AM
A whole flock of geese once took off from the roof of where I worked... They dumped their load all over my truck from one end to the other... I had just ask God to give me a sign when to trade in the old clinker... Since we were in the middle of the parking lot and no one else got hit... I went out and got a new car! Well, used... But new to me! Hey! When God speaks that loudly... Ya gotta listen! Really! PS. Don't tell Dragon about this... Next thing you know... he'll be dive bombing my roses!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/9/2014 9:04:00 AM
When you get these signs, ya better listen! Guess it was time to trade in the old clinker before you had a bad accident... right! XOXOX

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