Best Made In Heaven Poems

I stand naked by the mirror
Looking at myself
I look like ummm
Something off a dusty shelf

My ribs stick out
You could play them like a harp
And my eyes bulge out my head
Like a half squeezed Chihuahua pup

My legs they call them lucky
They like two fighting swords
I have...

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She was lovelier than any bride the church had ever blessed.
A beauty in love with a pure heart. 
Her groom was handsome, standing tall and delighted.
The whole church lit up when they saw her walking down the aisle.
Heads swiveled watching him watch his bride.
It was...

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Poor Clem was hanging off the shed rafters,
His angry outback wife strutting underneath,
" You've gotta come down some time Clem,"
Said angry Etta through grinding teeth.

"I've never heard of anything so despicable,"
Poor Clem was hanging on in dreaded fear,
"You think you know a man so well,
Then...

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My voice
Alive with tone
Yet sharply censored
By a mind's take on years
Of historical notes

Tongue no longer sweetened 
By optomism
Or spiced with
Mischievous humor
Suddenly all I taste is
So dry
So predictably dull

Night steps forward quickly
Like a woman whose
High heels carry her too loudly
Over hardwood floors
I hear her sharp 
And...

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"Marriages Made in Heaven"


covenants
conditional 
conscripted
under cover

marriages
made 
in heaven

revelations 
rage racing 
romancing rockets
splitting sorry atoms

The proposal
The Bride
The answer

(LadyLabyrinth / 2022)
Rev 21 




“The Answer” / Unkle (Trentmoeller remix)
https://youtu.be/Mh92yoebuhM





“Now we see but a poor reflection
as in a mirror; 
then we shall see face to face. 
Now I know...

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When God made you,

He knew you had

to be special.

He took the finest

shade of blue to

make your eyes.


He searched and searched

to find the right bright yellow

for your blond hair.

For your mind He

took from the

wisest men who

ever lived.


Most important,

He searched heaven

far and wide,

to come up with

the most...

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We are people of plan and of purpose, not cargo or merchandise for commerce and trade. We were not born in the wrong place at the wrong  time, nor were we made in China or America. Neither an accident or freak   ...

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A Marriage Made In Heaven

A marriage made in Heaven
is a picture of God’s perfect plan, 
the Father’s choice for this woman 
is to be united with His man.

For He had prepared these two to walk together with Him
for the rest of this their lives,
a perfect...

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(3/8/13)

The angels gathered in heaven to witness our wedding day
For this was a match made in heaven as they came together to pray
Long before our births-GOD had made this plan
And he had all the angels give a helping hand.
Both of us was born with a...

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Roses are dead, triceratops is blue
Vampires would gag at the taste of old you
We are stuck together, both chubby toward totally fat
You are my soul mate; what do you say to that?

Your skin is all wrinkled, but to me you’re a match.
We are suited, we...

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teddy bear picnic was in full swing this warm afternoon
six fluffy buddy bears were lively, funny, fully in tune.
laughter ringing around the meadow was crazy happy
they laughed at old stories they all knew; they were so sappy!
war heroes don’t usually come back in such wonderful...

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Poets Are Made In Heaven

Poets I presume
Are always made in heaven,
Where God formed them all.

Does anyone out there
dispute this fact?

Jim Horn...

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Her Natural Beauty can heal any concussion
I swear she is descended from beauty queens of Prussian
I imagine her soft tambourine voice as a beautiful percussion
Rebecca, My Match Made In Heaven Belarussian

The faint but serene sound of her voice
Her beautiful sounds belong in a choir
It savages...

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As the zoo opened its doors all the kids ran through the gate 
they wanted to see the one-legged chimp who hopped with a gait 
Although he had difficulty getting around, he never did sit idle  
though he chatted with the chimps it was...

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In about a million years or so gone by
When I was an apprentice for the big man in the sky
Got promoted to production on the man assembly line
But I got no instruction re the ultimate design

While my Lord made woman with her lady glamour glitz
He...

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