Best Lay Off Poems
Below are the all-time best Lay Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of lay off poems written by PoetrySoup members
Doctor SaidAn apple every day, he said to me.
Berries too, for your recovery.
Can I have just one small slice of pie?
Doctor nearly glared into my eye!
Even...
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Categories:
lay off, cancer, food,
Form:
Rhyme
The Poet DestroyerFirst off Destroyer, you should thank me.
The fact that I've titled this in honor of you is going to bring you much notoriety,
not to mention...
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Categories:
lay off, me, slam, day, me,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
lay off, food, fun, humor, parody,
Form:
Lyric
The Cookie MonsterThe Cookie Monster
I’m so determined this time.
Nothing can stand in my way.
I’ll lay off the chocolate and wine,
And lose all this weight I have gained.
I’ll...
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Categories:
lay off, chocolate, woman, women,
Form:
I do not know?
Dear Younger MeDear younger me,
There are some things that I would say
to help you out along the way:
mistakes I’ve made and deep regrets,
things I would change you’ve...
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Categories:
lay off, future,
Form:
Rhyme
A Cow With a Green EyebrowDid you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
If you did, you'd best lay off the hooch
Hooch in moderation is acceptable
But if you see...
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Categories:
lay off, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Ghosts of South Dakota Part 2The surrounding grounds were prairie grasses and brush. Trees were
scattered along the west boundary while the eastern area was furnished with a
heavier...
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Categories:
lay off, inspirational, life, love, school,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Talking ScalesFin, a comical inventor of renown,
Latest invention had caused such a frown,
His talking chemist scale
Made many people turn pale,
Just after putting their coin down.
"Don't park...
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Categories:
lay off, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
The Magic Bean LocksST. Paddy Day today. I'm wearing my green, and I celebrate with my 100th poem posted
since coming here before Xmas! and I will probably...
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Categories:
lay off, funnyhair,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Is SickThe year without Santa has a special twist,
He caught a cold from giving a kiss.
He coughed and sneezed,
Cussed his runny nose,
He put on wool socks...
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Categories:
lay off, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
lay off, dance, nature, travel,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Ballad of Arthur and MandyA tribute to the late, great Victoria Wood x
Arthur and Mandy sat one night
When he gave her a dreadful fright
Ripped off his jumper revealed his...
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Categories:
lay off, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
A Day Late and a Buck ShortWanting what I can’t have,
That seems to be my M.O.,
Why I keep doing it I’ll never know,
You’d think I’d understand that I can’t have it;
(Yeah...
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Categories:
lay off, angst, confusion, life, me,
Form:
Free verse
PigglesThe magic word for today is “giggle'
Just think of all the cute little piggles
With curly tails
And painted nails
OOOEW! Better lay off the Kibbles...
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Categories:
lay off, silly, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
Blue MoonOnce in a blue moon
The stars align my way
It always starts out looking
Like it’s going to be my day
I thought I’d take a picture
And then...
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Categories:
lay off, blue, humor, irony,
Form:
Ballad