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The Poet Destroyer

First off Destroyer, you should thank me. The fact that I've titled this in honor of you is going to bring you much notoriety, not to mention your very much needed free publicity, provided graciously for you in this Slam from Yours Truly. Now, be a good little destroyer and listen to me. Throw in the towel now. Surrender this contest. You Have No Idea Who You Are Up Against. I'll give you a hint destroyer: "I Am The Best!" I Am Your Mentor and you, you are my better be grateful apprentice. There's much I will teach you destroyer, being that I Am The Slamming Best! So when you become big and famous make sure I get my share of the royalties or I'll continue to SLAM you relentlessly. Poet Destroyer, do you truly know what is your greatest fear? I do. You fear that my relentless Slamming of you will never ever disappear and I advise you wisely destroyer, That Is One True Likelihood To Fear. Before I'm done with you, you'll be on your hands and knees begging, "Please Kidster! Please! Stop SLAMMING me!" Do you think that one day I'll lay off and stop slamming you? Nothing could be further from the truth. I've got tons and tons of precious free time to make someone elses life MORE Miserable than is mine. I'll SLAM you right into the middle of next week. Hell, I'll SLAM you right into the oncoming years. Before I'm through with you, you'll shed many, many tears. I'll chew you up and spit you out like yesterday's phlegm and before you revive I'll SLAM you again and again, and again, and again my friend. My relentless SLAMMING of you will never end. I'll never SLAM dirty. If I did, This is what I might have said, "The best part of you dripped down your mother's leg." OUCH! I could never ever however say such a thing, even when it comes to SLAMMING, I'm still a true gentleman, and so I expect the same courtesy from you destroyer when your SLAMMING begins. Your "Words" is what first attracted me to you. I thought you were a bully. I've destroyed many of them too, but I then came to realize that your just into some SLAMMING fun. Well dear poet destroyer, Our SLAMMING has begun. * Tag! You're It! * Now do me proud my little poet destroyer friend and SLAM me back with everything you've got. I'll teach you well my little poet destroyer friend. Only Because Of Me, Will You One Day Come To Be, The One And Only True Slam Champion! (that is, IF You Can Take It my little poet destroyer chicken).

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 12/27/2010 8:39:00 AM
wow you put a good slamming on PD. jhl
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Date: 4/16/2010 6:45:00 PM
Billy U gave up to quick. How did that happen. It is okay if he hit you strong . At least we know his weakness . He or she can not hit a round with a female. I wonder why . Maybe he is a girl. And slamed you and G. good. Or maybe he is a guy and will not target a lady you said. Makes me wonder . Makes me wonder. Hmmmm!!????? R U thinking what I am Thinking. Read U later.
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Date: 4/16/2010 2:16:00 PM
Awesome slam, Kidster, the part about running down your mom's legs was hysterical. andrea
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Date: 4/16/2010 12:59:00 AM
Guys! Patrons of Poetry Soup, remember these 2 are just having fun! There is no intent on cruelty here. None at all! Just a simple "contest to see who slams better! All is meant in jest.
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Date: 4/16/2010 12:31:00 AM
The kid....I am waiting in the wings, its not over till the fat bloke sings. So get out your Sunday best, hang around and I'll do the rest. Slammed my friend P.D, big mistake just you wait and see. Come at me if you dare. If you don't, don't worry, don't despair ~ "The Shepard"
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Date: 4/15/2010 7:11:00 PM
Okay this is fine . No hard fellings right . I laughed while I wrote it . You are cool Billy . I had an idea on the second one. I can't believe I broke you that quick. Anyways you are not bad your self. But G.J. gave me good rounds. You did well. I thought you where gonna burn me like you did on Esther. thanks anyways
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Date: 4/15/2010 6:48:00 PM
No worries Mitch about phlegm. Poet Destroyer won't let me slam again. Well, rather the destroyer is destined to win. I concede. You are the true Destroyer. Great Slam Destroyer.
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Date: 4/15/2010 5:25:00 PM
Hey, Billy your poem is in. All fun in games.
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Date: 4/15/2010 4:02:00 PM
I'm guna be in the back row to watch this one- Don't want to get hit with yesterday's phlegm!!!
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Date: 4/15/2010 2:36:00 PM
Awwww GeeeeZ! I knew this was a bad idea. I thought slamming was supposed to be fun. Akin to the roasts of old time comedians who would give to everyone. In All Fun! Am I the only one with a sense of humor? Am I truly the only one? theKidster
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Date: 4/15/2010 2:06:00 PM
Okay Billie, my friend from the pub. I like the slam . But I am with Rain on this. I did follow his/or her rounds with another poet he/ she is good . Does not matter where it comes from. The poet is good. Not at poetry but following a slam. She/he slamed whats his name nicely, but good. Look out. Wait till my mom hears about this one. ROYAL:)
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Date: 4/15/2010 1:53:00 PM
Hey you have you readers and I have mine . I do love the support they offer me. Do not worry I am almost out of work. I do not have all the time in the world. So I will make it nice and sweet .
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Date: 4/15/2010 1:53:00 PM
Hey Billy and poet destroyer, let there be peace! Go listen to "Reta's "Who's slamming who?"...get the party goin and be cool....Peace, audrey
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Date: 4/15/2010 11:18:00 AM
I always play nice Doris. I Love The Poet Destroyer. Very ambitious. The destroyer is comming up against me. That's brave. Gotta admire that. Wild Bill (theKidster)
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Date: 4/15/2010 11:16:00 AM
Obviously a destroyer fan Rain. Good. Poor little poet destroyer needs all the support that the poor little destroyer can get. Best Wishes Always, Kidster.
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Date: 4/15/2010 11:12:00 AM
I say now, yall play nice now, ya hea'!
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Date: 4/15/2010 10:49:00 AM
Hmmm, see, though this is iight, i think you could have done better. in this poem, your only really saying that your going to slam her, not actually doing much slamming in the process. and in all honesty, it somewhat bored me. i hope to see what p.d. has soon, and i hope you can liven your responce up. im sure you can do better then this. always .:rain:.
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Date: 4/15/2010 10:07:00 AM
I fully understand P D. Not everyone can go up against the likes of me. I anxiously await YOUR final round. Again, Do me proud little one. Kidster....sigh...I had such high hopes for you. ...sigh...Kidster
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Date: 4/15/2010 10:03:00 AM
You know what Kidster. I will go light on you. No need to crush you right away. I can do this between every second that does not count. Anyways I will give it all I got on the last round. P.D. was here again.
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Date: 4/15/2010 9:39:00 AM
Do me proud my little destroyer friend. Kidster
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Date: 4/15/2010 9:38:00 AM
OOOhhhh, grab your chairs- this is gonna be good!
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Date: 4/15/2010 9:34:00 AM
I can do this with no second thought. As a matter of fact this is my private website an everyone is invited. Kiddster after this you are going to need a new name . I will end my poem on that one.
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Date: 4/15/2010 9:08:00 AM
OUCH! PD- you got a pro on your hands here. Billy is good, DAMN good! Let the battle begin!
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Date: 4/15/2010 9:05:00 AM
Poetry Supporter seems to have a great sense of humor, Bill. I think she'll enjoy the SLAM and hope she responds. Love, Carolyn
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