Best Latest Thing Poems

What are modern technology and medical breakthroughs for
When there no happy people anymore?

There’s psychic hotlines and personal ads to go with new age trends
But still...

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Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord 
A statement I'm sure we've all heard at one time 
Also a very tough one to deal with 
Vengeance...

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A La Familia'

Out of much respect' for the family..

The innocent need their protection,
Loyalty with honor come from within the heart'
We have all chosen this life..,
Against...

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How Times Have Changed

How times have changed, as I remember
As a boy I would be fascinated for hours
Playing records on the old wind up gramophone
And...

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It’s a hot commodity,
seems as if everybody gotta have it
Possessing something
that gives such elevated status
	is a coveted thing
Desired for the inordinate attention it bring
Ownership of...

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Yesterday's hottest news
     is today's biggest snooze
The latest thing today
     ~ by tomorrow is passe 

The world...

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Toy Ukele not a Bellowing Bugle

What it certainly surely seemed like to me
Trump thinks he's a character cute as can be
And if of him you...

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In those olden days
People was happier you’d say
For times for us were tough
And living life was rough 
But we did not need that much
Not the...

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Sourtoe Martini

The newest trend in cocktails?
Severed human toes!
It’s the latest thing in the Yukon
Not that everybody knows
But now that the Wall Street Journal
Has given it...

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History takes us back, two thousand years ago,
People walked and rode, where'er they had to go.
News would travel slow, and folks would gather roun',
To hear...

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It's driving me crazy, this madness in my head
Songs, poems, and others, that pull me from my bed
I must get them down, right now, while...

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Come little frogs the water is fine
Come in and relax for a little time

What's that you say the water is getting warm
Don't worry little frogs...

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An Emergency She Did Entail

This is what happened.
Was congestive heart failure
caused by pneumonia. Seems
to be latest thing.

She had started appearing frail and pale,
And several tests...

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Thorn In Our Side

Trump is truly a thorn in our side;
There is no place for him to hide;
Out in the open and in plain view,
And...

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Canned ‘STINK’ - State of the Art for Crowd Control
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