Toy Ukele Not a Bellowing Bugle

Toy Ukele not a Bellowing Bugle What it certainly surely seemed like to me Trump thinks he's a character cute as can be And if of him you had a herd or battalion Probably would appear as if a rapscallion. Only thing to do that he feels compelling Is, of course, the truth never be telling Also latest thing all of us recently found He enjoys bouncing big numbers around. What will he want to please us with today? Completely ridiculous what all he did say Heard something about him that was swell Bible he brought with him is from his hotel. Then we really liked at him with a scowl When all he wore was a Trump Hotel towel And from of course we knew where it came In many places bright towel bore his name. He even had brought us towels by the batch And just like his fair hair they all did match Also we could tell he had been being frugal Bought toy ukulele with him instead of bugle. We were told that wherever he would go He was sure to put on a really big show What we wish he would have done instead Be lead by Ed Sullivan but he is now dead. Ho Ho. Jim Horn