Best Knuckle Sandwich Poems

I'll drink to that, three sheets in the wind, the Booze cruise             ...

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among the countless thugs
   that teased and taunted myself as a boy
who exhibited blatant characteristics
   of being painfully shy and coy
attempting...

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High athwart global sphere
planet Earth doth app pear
tubby totally tubular as a mere
twinkling gem devoid of lesions from hare
brained schemes to exploit near
Gaea, where

legions of...

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You feel threatened
Some call it paranoid
Unreasonable suspicion

Just because the guy driving beside you
Cut you off    then
Gave you the finger

No need for alarm

Just...

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Love means

A-Never having to say you’re sorry
B-Leaving the toilet seat up
C-Tug-a-war
D-Going on a safari

Hate means

A-Holding up a knuckle sandwich
B-The final countdown
C-Stealing someone’s lunch money
D-Having a...

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Alas,  me dove
the Arish roots I love
Hae dwindled to spindley cobwebs
hanging from me name even.
There’s no love sounded in Stephen.
So be dog wide when...

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Nobody knows the pain of lost love better than I, and that is what this is about. Don't fight me on this, it's a losing...

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Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023

Above title attests 
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure...

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You can't purchase liquor, son. You're underage.
   Pardon me, officer.  May I see your badge?

Button your lip, son.  Or you'll be...

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Here's the deal, folks...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this...

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Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure...

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The gigglemug she’s wearing
so vexes me, I want to
give her a knuckle sandwich
through her big white teeth...

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