The gigglemug she’s wearing
so vexes me, I want to
give her a knuckle sandwich
through her big white teeth
Love means
A-Never having to say you’re sorry
B-Leaving the toilet seat up
C-Tug-a-war
D-Going on a safari
Hate means
A-Holding up a knuckle sandwich
B-The final countdown
C-Stealing someone’s lunch money
D-Having a murderous twitch
Lukewarm is not
A-Half-hearted
B-An ice cold bath
C-Tepid
D-Life uncharted
A kiss is
A-A prelude to making love
B-A peck
C-French
D-All of the above
Cupid is
A-A cube
B-A straight arrow
C-As cupid does
D-Test tube
In Paradise by the Dashboard Light, why is the guy singing,
“Praying for the end of time?”
A-it’s where a light shines
B-Forever happiness
C-So I can end my time with you
D-Where there’s more fruit on the vines
2/13/2023
You can't purchase liquor, son. You're underage.
Pardon me, officer. May I see your badge?
Button your lip, son. Or you'll be resisting arrest.
But I'm 21, officer. Better check my ID, I'd suggest.
That's it for you, boy. I'm taking you down to the station.
I demand the right to a lawyer. He'll charge discrimination.
Why, you scum: Here's a knuckle sandwich for you -- KAPOW!
If I were white, you'd never try this -- no way, no how...
Alas, me dove
the Arish roots I love
Hae dwindled to spindley cobwebs
hanging from me name even.
There’s no love sounded in Stephen.
So be dog wide when you say it laddie
or a knuckle sandwich is your due.
There now, I have said it, so I have
without the flags you lads wave.
Give me Steph or none atall.
With no fecking laugh when you call
or I’ll be shuttin’ your cake hole
‘tll youse know how to be behavin’.
So wind your neck in.
Fecking-mild oath like --darn
Nov 29 2012 cghjr ©
You feel threatened
Some call it paranoid
Unreasonable suspicion
Just because the guy driving beside you
Cut you off then
Gave you the finger
No need for alarm
Just because your girl found a new boy friend and
He’s 6’6
Weighs 230
Showed you the knuckle sandwich
No need for alarm
When the coach put that new kid in
Sat your ass on the bench
No sweat
Coach’ll see the light
You’re thinking
(bet the landlord changed the lock on my door)
Easy stud easy
You’re only four months behind in the rent
When your new used car gulped two pints of oil
On the way to the grocery store
It’s nothing dude
Just needed an oil change
OLD oil
And when your mother
Bless her heart
Cut you out of her will
Come on!
She’ll come around
Her new husband seems a reasonable guy
Right now
This mean looking beat up hungry looking stud’s
Holding a 38 against your head
“Gimmee yer money!”
He says
Friend this aint paranoia
Do what he says
Or your dead
Looking for the formal definition, structure, and history of this poetry form? Visit the Poetry Dictionary entry below. Then return to explore how PoetrySoup members bring the form to life through their own poems.