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You feel threatened Some call it paranoid Unreasonable suspicion Just because the guy driving beside you Cut you off then Gave you the finger No need for alarm Just because your girl found a new boy friend and He’s 6’6 Weighs 230 Showed you the knuckle sandwich No need for alarm When the coach put that new kid in Sat your ass on the bench No sweat Coach’ll see the light You’re thinking (bet the landlord changed the lock on my door) Easy stud easy You’re only four months behind in the rent When your new used car gulped two pints of oil On the way to the grocery store It’s nothing dude Just needed an oil change OLD oil And when your mother Bless her heart Cut you out of her will Come on! She’ll come around Her new husband seems a reasonable guy Right now This mean looking beat up hungry looking stud’s Holding a 38 against your head “Gimmee yer money!” He says Friend this aint paranoia Do what he says Or your dead

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Date: 8/3/2016 3:26:00 PM
Loving this one again and I think only my second time to read it!! haha
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Date: 8/4/2016 10:03:00 AM
Don't worry about reading my stuff, but I guess I better post something.
Date: 8/2/2010 9:03:00 PM
daver, I'm sorry. I am just going in circles trying to find a new poem of yours to read. I made a goal to get off at 10 and geeez,it's after 10. what else is new for me? haha. Luv, Andrea
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Date: 6/27/2010 10:41:00 AM
ok ok, now THIS is the poetry I relate to!!! I want to read a book full of THIS stuff! Free verse right up my alley. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 9/22/2009 2:29:00 PM
Talk about having a bad day--this one is a nightmare. I really like the choice of language--it feels right for the story. That's something that writers sometimes forget. Creative poem. Thank you for sharing it and for your kind comment. Have a good day! Karen
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Date: 6/3/2009 12:20:00 PM
yike! Hope for beter days. Light & Love
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Date: 6/1/2009 9:03:00 AM
not paranoia, but real life! Way to capture what we have to face, all the dominoes of real life that shape our characters. Its true, it never ends....
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Date: 5/28/2009 9:52:00 AM
You are somethun else !!! This is witty, and real with a sarcastic and honest tidbit of reality!! Clever writing from a awesome fella !!
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Date: 5/28/2009 9:40:00 AM
HA! and that folks, is life in a nutshell. you just summed it all up daver! I can always count on you for that. keep on keepin it real, my friend, love, Kristin
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Date: 5/28/2009 8:35:00 AM
Love how this builds to the awesome creepy ending. I don't know Daver, I giggled in a not so light way. You are truly creative and hit on my often 'paranoid unreasonable suspicion'. : ) Too awesome. You are a hoot dude! Got me. Love, Shar
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Date: 5/28/2009 7:53:00 AM
This is really funny, Daver! Wasn't it Paul Simon who said, "Just because you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they're not really out to get you." The fella in your poem has reason to be worried about so many things, but knowing your great sense of humor, I suspect this is fiction. Regarding the 38, though, Good Advice! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/28/2009 7:36:00 AM
Daver - Life is never ending choices that we all must face on a daily basis - Loved this poem right up until the end - No body tales anything from me except perhaps my heart it is freely given these days to who ever may want a piece - I have disarmed a person or two in my life - Last thing that they expect is for the taken to become the taker - And I play that game rather well - I guess we all have our own way - God Bless you, MJ
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