Best Kipper Poems

The Man with a Kipper on his head

I was told of a man from Westward Ho! 
Who always wore a Kipper on his head.
It was asked of him, why do you wear it so? 
“Well, I used to wear a Trout,  
but prefer a...

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[Youtube clip attached as the source of my ‘copper through your
letter box line... and because I just love the song!]

Don’t slap a copper with a kipper
Don’t catch your todger in your zipper
Don’t put the peas on if you cannot watch the pot
And if your wife...

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