Best Kidney Stone Poems

I’ve got a kidney stone
Trying not to moan
It hurts me deep
Trying not to weep
Sweep away the pain
Down the bathtub drain...

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they shake, rattle and roll,
calcium balls not for my soul,
every time they move,
it's not my groove,
I warn them to stop
and quit doing the hop, 
the doc threatens to laser,
a form of using a teaser

I've got the kidney stone blues

in the middle of the night,
they wake...

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There was a young bloke from Sydney
Found a large stone in his kidney
Went into a Doc
Who took out the rock
Surely felt better then did-n-ee...

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What means Spermatorrhoea??
Excessive emission of semen without org-sm or er-ction.
Semen is a whitish fluid that contains sperm.
Spermatorrhea is a disorder in males where an individual 
experiences involuntary ejaculation or release of semen 
without er-ction.Epithelial cells per high power field(HPF) 
in your urine.Having a moderate number...

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